Discussion What would you do if you were stuck on island with schlog users?

[Sneedman]

It's just like my heckin "Lost"

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I probably weigh more than him

He's mexican so this is not a possibility

 

['gatorfag sl33p]

You should go to a championship and claim the title, while yelling the schlog

Actually someone should do this somewhere, the champions of the schlog or something

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

TurkARYAN supremacy. For anyone who doesn't know this is a sport where you get down to your pants like shown in the pic, get oiled up and wrestle.

 

[Hagon]

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TurkARYAN supremacy. For anyone who doesn't know this is a sport where you get down to your pants like shown in the pic, get oiled up and wrestle.

they're swarthy haha

 

[terrycrews]

You should go to a championship and claim the title, while yelling the schlog

That's retarded dude I wouldn't get any points for knocking out wrestlers

>Those hairy turkish wrestlers who probably have wives and children look like they suck dicks because they're a million times more manly than me
Uhhh... Okay buddy

It's called a beard dude

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

It's called a beard dude

What do you mean by that? Do you consider this "not hairy?"

Or do you mean that the beard makes them look like they suck dicks?

 

[Oot]

I'd become the tribe leader and make everyone begin to worship Soytan as the new deity that'd bring prosperity to our island. I'd make people do funny dances as part of a ritual, but really it'd be for my own amusement. Villagers would make offerings to her that I'd then eat during the night. If this plan failed I'd probably fish until I died.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

they're swarthy haha

They oil up and wrestle under the hot sun you'd be swarthy if you did that for a living too

 

[Hagon]

They oil up

Faggots lol

 

[terrycrews]

What do you mean by that? Do you consider this "not hairy?"
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Or do you mean that the beard makes them look like they suck dicks?

A beard is like a gay guy's girlfriend or wife that they have just to not appear gay

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I probably weigh more than him

ur 5'1...

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

A beard is like a gay guy's girlfriend or wife that they have just to not appear gay

So you think a beard makes someone look gay..?
Also damn the nigga on the right is black as fuck what

 

[Oot]

BTW stop derailing this thread or clitties VVILL be caged. You have been warned.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

anyway, i'm going to make everyone build pyramids AZTECA STYLE and then sacrifice anyone that i don't like to out goddess Soytan

 

[Oot]

anyway, i'm going to make everyone build pyramids AZTECA STYLE and then sacrifice anyone that i don't like to out goddess Soytan
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Keyed Azteca Jarty tribe

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

anyway, i'm going to make everyone build pyramids AZTECA STYLE and then sacrifice anyone that i don't like to out goddess Soytan
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[Hagon]

anyway, i'm going to make everyone build pyramids AZTECA STYLE and then sacrifice anyone that i don't like to out goddess Soytan

I would call you a nigger.

 

[terrycrews]

anyway, i'm going to make everyone build pyramids AZTECA STYLE and then sacrifice anyone that i don't like to out goddess Soytan
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Why are you so obsessed with women I feel like you're always talking about women

 

[Oot]

I would call you a nigger.

Bro's the first sacrifice

 

['gatorfag sl33p]

BTW stop derailing this thread or clitties VVILL be caged. You have been warned.

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I know I have a Jak for this one where the fuck is it? Oh here you are! Under a bunch of spadejaks or something like that heh... Well here I go