What would you do if you could freeze time

[jerry_blevins]

If you could freeze time what would you do?

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Steal my bvlls BBC

 

[Iberrhea]

If time's frozen, nothing would move, so photons wouldn't move hence I wouldn't see anything, air particles wouldn't move, hence I wouldn't even move either as I couldn't move those air particles as moving them would mean time passes and position changes, paradoxically determining time's not frozen.

 

[kingdavey]

Bro I would walk all the way to your house bro and then like bro I would wave it around in your face bro

 

[Nickolas-003]

I would do nothing to be honest

 

[jerry_blevins]

If time's frozen, nothing would move, so photons wouldn't move hence I wouldn't see anything, air particles wouldn't move, hence I wouldn't even move either as I couldn't move those air particles as moving them would mean time passes and position changes, paradoxically determining time's not frozen.

But theorically times frozen for everyone except you

 

[Iberrhea]

But theorically times frozen for everyone except you

The only possible scenario would be that I'm moving at light speed.
In that case I'd build myself a bunker, I'd rob a bank for money and I'd take down the pants of everyone in the world.
It'd take approximately 4 seconds to achieve all of that

 

[Jakomir]

TND, TMD, TFD and TTD!

 

[istanbul]

freeze time at night, get out of bed and head out to the streets to get homelessness rates in my city to 0%

 

[Sprokeandmeds]

Get an extra hour of sleep in the morning. Also, steal a nuke and hide it in my garage so I can geg to the thought of the feds frantically searching for it

 

[istanbul]

Get an extra hour of sleep in the morning. Also, steal a nuke and hide it in my garage so I can geg to the thought of the feds frantically searching for it

hiding it in someone else's garage and tipping the FBI on it would be funnier doe

 

[Iberrhea]

hiding it in someone else's garage and tipping the FBI on it would be funnier doe

And when the cops find it
BOOM
make that shit blow

It will be the funniest of them all

 

[Blackweed]

Sleep. I'd avoid going out, seeing everything standing still would probably freak me the fuck out.

 

[killyourself]

die, FPE

 

[doddermodd]

Launch every intercontinental explosive in the USA's arsenal and direct them at Africa

 

[istanbul]

Sleep. I'd avoid going out, seeing everything standing still would probably freak me the fuck out.

>Tomba 2

 

[soylentbottle70]

If I could freeze time, I would freeze time.

 

[8doe]

not gonna lie I'd find a way to steal all of the money from a bank without leaving evidence
then I'd take the money pallets and I'd leave them at a friend's house just out in the backyard as a prank and watch him freak the fuck out

 

[Blackweed]

>Tomba 2

gemmiest game of all time by the way

 

[soylentbottle70]

>Tomba 2

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.