What would you do if the above user was at your doorstep?

[SINO]

Knock knock niggers.

 

[Stephen]

Hide my pets

 

[drcobson]

Hide all my goyslop so that he doesn't DEVOUR it

 

[SINO]

Offer xim a bottle of healthy and nutritious soylent

 

[NT]

go back into my bedroom and retrieve the totally legal 5.8×42mm box i bought from [REDACTED] to offer xim as a gift

 

[oxamrazor]

Laugh him off and Slam the door closed

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

let him in for lunch and invite him to meet my family

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Have a tea with him or whatever beverage he wanted

 

[Twostripe]

Not open the door.

 

[Suznetsov]

ask him to rape all skibidi toilets

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Nothing

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

Ask him where his parents are.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Ponder why misery is keeping me company

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Slam the door in his face because it opens to the outside for whatever fucking reason

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Ask him where his parents are.

In Agartha or someting

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Let him in

 

[Imperator]

Tea.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Bake some choco chip cookies.

 

[NT]

Kill myself

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]