What was the craziest thing that happened at your school

[Pepsilord]

How are the gun laws in Germany btw? Are they undemocratic like the rest of the country?
Brapzil (where I live ) just recently outlawed civilian use and purchase of 9mm.

Completely cucked. You need registration to own like, two guns, and you can only shoot them on ranges. Self defense with them will get you in deep trouble.

The only guns you can freely own and buy are blackpowder muskets and pistols with patents from before 1871. Blackpowder revolvers are prohibited however. It doesn't even stop at guns, knife laws are also cucked as shit.

 

[Pepsilord]

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Aryan

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Self defense with them will get you in deep trouble.

Who was the retard that made this rule. Fucking brainless mongrel. Literally the only reason people buy guns is for self-defense.

The only guns you can freely own and buy are blackpowder muskets and pistols with patents from before 1871. Blackpowder revolvers are prohibited however. It doesn't even stop at guns, knife laws are also cucked as shit.

Honestly? Blackpowder muskets are really fucking cool. Atleast they didn't cuck that. (It does mean you cannot own a Gewehr 71 however.)

 

[DonutHole]

why are american schools so crazy wtffffff

vril

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

not the craziest or the funniest but by far one of my fondest memories is the time me and my friend started playing frisbie with the classroom clock (idea by yours truly) until he threw it too high and it hit the wall and broke into pieces. The mechanism of the clock was fucked and all over the place and a big part of the clock itself broke off, so we just taped the clock's arms and hanged it back hoping no one would notice.
And no one did! Except for the eternally lethargic math teacher who just looked at the clock after she entered the classroom, turned to us, and asked in the most monotone tone imaginable "who broke the clock"
We were holding in our laughter, heads down, until someone said, barely keeping it in himself "...Must've been the other shift" (there are morning and afternoon shifts). She just turned back and continued with the class, it remained like that for days until it was taken down, none of the teachers brought it up

 

[JC Denton]

me and my friend started playing frisbie with the classroom clock

Two kids in our class did the same thing except instead of a clock it was Khomeini's picture (every class has one above the whiteboard). It was during the mahsa amini stuff and they broke it on purpose. I remember this religious kid's face when he saw the picture shattered on the floor, he quite literally had a clitty leakage he was about to burst into tears.

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

How are the gun laws in Germany btw? Are they undemocratic like the rest of the country?
Brapzil (where I live ) just recently outlawed civilian use and purchase of 9mm.

I hope that commie nigger president of yours ACKs

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Two kids in our class did the same thing except instead of a clock it was Khomeini's picture (every class has one above the whiteboard). It was during the mahsa amini stuff and they broke it on purpose. I remember this religious kid's face when he saw the picture shattered on the floor, he quite literally had a clitty leakage he was about to burst into tears.

shiasissies....

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

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[NT]

kinda unrelated but did any of you with adhd/autism/whatever jewish disorder use it to your advantage back in school?
in my senior year i'd spend most of my classes working out in the hallway. sometimes i'd walk around the school and buy a gatorade from the cafeteria. i got caught a few times but they didnt care since i wasnt selling crack or something geeeeg

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

fought a samoan once

 

[Soygoy]

kinda unrelated but did any of you with adhd/autism/whatever jewish disorder use it to your advantage back in school?

Yes, get out of jail free card. Don't wanna do homework? Autism. Don't wanna come to school at 9 am? Autism.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

kinda unrelated but did any of you with adhd/autism/whatever jewish disorder use it to your advantage back in school?
in my senior year i'd spend most of my classes working out in the hallway. sometimes i'd walk around the school and buy a gatorade from the cafeteria. i got caught a few times but they didnt care since i wasnt selling crack or something geeeeg

I hated my autism "privileges". After I threatened to kill some Muslim in my old school they forced me to go to a psychiatrist and when I was finally able to come back (November) they put this fucking pooner in charge of me, constantly following me around everywhere I went just so that I wouldn't commit another crime. Oh yeah and they also banned me from talking to anyone from my former class (got moved around when I came back)

>Never happened award

 

[NT]

I hated my autism "privileges". After I threatened to kill some Muslim in my old school they forced me to go to a psychiatrist and when I was finally able to come back (November) they put this fucking pooner in charge of me, constantly following me around everywhere I went just so that I wouldn't commit another crime. Oh yeah and they also banned me from talking to anyone from my former class (got moved around when I came back)

>Never happened award

what country if you dont mind

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

what country if you dont mind

Brapzil I didn't even know they had the system to track retards like me. Backwards-ass country. Oh yeah and I also had to go to CPS. Fuck that school

 

[Hamas_2]

I got a list

-girl gave head to special ed retard in a wheelchair in the bathroom stalls. Video was funny as fuck
-giant brawl in the foyer
-kid starting fire in the bathroom
-girl got hit by a car and the driver tried to speed away, but crashed into a ditch (she was seriously injured, but survived. happened right next to the school, student on student) Kek I just checked the comments and the students are calling eachother racial slurs. "*Car Make and Model* huh? The usual suspects" commented by a hispanic kid and a black kid replies "you $picks drive drunk all the time its like 32-112 at this point" and another latino replies "IM PROUD TO BE A US ARMY SPIC" and the black kid thanked him for his service lol.
-One time shots were fired right next to the school and we all had to go inside.
-students fighting staff

When i was walking to my class there was a argument between some nigger and a race mixed female mutt (she looks mexican so idk.) I forgot why they argued but the funny thing is when a poor teacher tried to break up the fight but the race mixed mutt ignores her geg.

 

[NT]

Brapzil I didn't even know they had the system to track retards like me. Backwards-ass country. Oh yeah and I also had to go to CPS. Fuck that school

geg that place is a shithole and im not just saying that because it's mostly brown
every tyrannical government decision/controversy/whatever is from there nowadays, im pretty sure the fucking taliban in afghanistan are more reasonable
i dont like elon musk but he lives in their minds rent free

 

[DonutHole]

fought a samoan once

Did you win. How tall was he.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Did you win. How tall was he.

barely, i was 5" back then and iirc he was 9 inches taller. i couldn't fight like i can now.

 

[JC Denton]

fought a samoan once

red on red violence