What non-human fantasy race would you want to be

Hobbit so I could drink, party, and smoke weed until I die
I forgot, aren't they like, not allowed in the woods or something because of some evil stuff? Maybe I'd be a wood elf so I can climb trees and live a long time. I'd also have magic, so I could probably conjure something similar to cocaine
 
Vampire because I don’t go outside
If you’re a JoJo vampire you won’t get sick
If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick
 
Vampire because I don’t go outside

If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick
that's because half his brain got mushed. easily avoidable
 
If you’re in horrible enough condition (think Dio when he was covered in gasoline) you can feel sick
Well I wouldn’t be a retarded whore like Dio so I’d be fine
 
Well I wouldn’t be a retarded whore like Dio so I’d be fine
>be Dio
>wake up after doing nothing for 100 years
>have sex with men
>sometimes have sex with women
>die
 
I would usually choose human, but if not given that choice I would choose Elf.
nothing really needs to be said, Elves are usually the supreme non-human race in fantasy settings.
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