WHAT IS BREAD??

[PepsiMan]

Is bread something made of wheat? is pasta bread? are crackers bread? does Norwegian crisp bread count as cracker or as soft bread? I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NATURE OF BREAD if a breadologist browses the shlog please reveal your secrets I KNOW YOU KNOW THEM DO NOT HIDE THEM FROM ME I know about your secret lodges I KNOW THE TRVTH

 

[Soyberrygel]

Bread is made of wheat, is soft, and has a crust.
Pasta: Not bread because doesn't have crust
Crackers: Not bread because they are hard
Norwegian Crisp Bread: What the fuck even is that though or something

what about hardtack? What is that?

 

[Lism]

what about hardtack? What is that?

It's a cracker. Not bread.

 

[PepsiMan]

This clears things up a lot thank you

 

[PepsiMan]

WAIT BREAD HAS TO BE MADE OUT OG WHEAT WHAT ABOUT RYEBREAD OR OTHER NON WHEAT BREADS THINGS ARE NOT CLEARED UP IT'S A NEW CRISIS

 

[evandoe]

holy shit you're right... wheat... Wheatley... THE WHEATLEY CORE

Clear sign that he will come back

 

[PepsiMan]

I miss him I want him to reenter the Earth at mach 6 thrembillion and then Gordon Freeman finds him and plugs him into the Overwatch AI to "hack" it and that's why the Citadel exploded

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Is bread a social construct?

 

[PepsiMan]

no dumbass NIGGER it's a physical thing