Sharty What do you guys think will happen to the Soysphere in 2025

>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
 
More of the same, Froot might get a bit active with the userbase again perhaps or the status quo of the cabal will remain in place, maybe managers change, maybe some new admins happen but yeah, gemmy raids will still happen, site will still be very active and might boom in activity. We'll see. I am hopeful and positive about everything.
 
Mongoloigul said:
>2025
>Go on the sharty
>complete 14 different captchas in a row
>get 1 wrong
>do it again and get it right
>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder
>go on /soy/, my favorite board
>Complete another 10 captchas
>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus
>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them
>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"
>Ok.
>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny
>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.
>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.
>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p
>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended
>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"
>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread
>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis
>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen
>Report them for embedded 'p
>Post is taken down immediately
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot
>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40
>Site goes down for the 4th time this week
>It's da cord
>Site prepares a raid on the discord server
>Jump in the thread to support the effort
>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image
>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved
>I get a popup on my computer
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!
>Reason: Discord coal
>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal
>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting
>I take another look at the slopjak
>Then I see it
>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner
>tfw it's an embedded mameson
>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal
>"It's too late"
>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers
>eardrums burst
>My computer starts hissing loudly
>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth
>zooms in on my house
>Computer catches on fire and explodes
>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead
>Get a phone call
>"Turn on the tv"
>Do as I am told, turn on the television
>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the FDL
>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see
>DOLL barges into my house
>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes
>"Who's your dada?"
>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy
>Whatever
>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p
>Life is good
>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
Click to expand...
Embedded Mamesons are Aryan
 
Froots GF ends up committing suicide 'mcnutt style in front of him, which leads him into a state where he's unwell to run the Sharty and transfers ownership to Broot. The Sharty is now under nameGOD NEW WORLD ORDER. All Anonsissies are forced to tripcode and be slaves for schlogBVLLs. NameGODing is mandatory on ALL boards and there will be an official Soycord. Under nameGOD rule, the site will end up getting better because it will.

This is Soyject 2025.
 
Nothing interesting or significant. Nothing ever happens.
 
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