What are your fears?

I used to be really afraid of the dark as a child, not of monsters lurking in it or anything, but just people coming into my house to murder me. Not sure why that was, as the neighborhood was always safe and my house was especially protected, never having a chance to be targeted by a burglar, yet I was just very frightened by the idea of being across the house from my parents' protection while being stabbed to death by an intruder, so until I was about ten I would often sleep in their bed instead of my own. They never understood my fear but were kind enough to always let me in if I couldn't fall asleep in my room in time before that fear would set in. Now, when it comes to fears of just looking at pictures or videos online, I've always had an instinctual fear reaction (scrolling away quickly) to big spiders, having never actually encountered a big one IRL. Other things have unsettled me a bit, like that "uncanny valley" stuff, mainly people's eyes and unnatural smiles in weird photos of them (example of this most recently is when I was reading about this story of a lady named Kelly Ronahan who had an insanity called Munchausen syndrome that caused her to tear her legs apart, look up pictures of her, she has an appearance in her face that sends fear to me), but honestly the one fear that has always stuck with me, from childhood to now, is big spiders. Scorpions are things I can deal with, so it isn't every arachnid, but the hairy, multi-eyed, hook-mouthed creatures are what I can never observe without a negative feeling.
 
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

p.s. close the borders
 
Losing myself in the world that exists solely in my mind, not being anchored in the physical world I live in. Sounds dumb but yeah
 
I have an almost irrational fear of hot things. Glowing red metal, hot stoveplates and ovens that have just been opened, boiling oil, etc. Always hated the niggers in school who would play with their lighters, like putting their fingers over the flame. "BUT IT DOESNT BURN YOU IF YOU DO IT QUICK" shut up nigger.
 
Cobbert said:
I have an almost irrational fear of hot things. Glowing red metal, hot stoveplates and ovens that have just been opened, boiling oil, etc. Always hated the niggers in school who would play with their lighters, like putting their fingers over the flame. "BUT IT DOESNT BURN YOU IF YOU DO IT QUICK" shut up nigger.
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arent u the tranny
 
Cobbert said:
I have an almost irrational fear of hot things. Glowing red metal, hot stoveplates and ovens that have just been opened, boiling oil, etc. Always hated the niggers in school who would play with their lighters, like putting their fingers over the flame. "BUT IT DOESNT BURN YOU IF YOU DO IT QUICK" shut up nigger.
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My classmates in 8th grade thought it was funny if they set fire to rubbing alcohol, bro the flame can travel up to the bottle and make it explode.
 
Cobbert said:
I have an almost irrational fear of hot things. Glowing red metal, hot stoveplates and ovens that have just been opened, boiling oil, etc. Always hated the niggers in school who would play with their lighters, like putting their fingers over the flame. "BUT IT DOESNT BURN YOU IF YOU DO IT QUICK" shut up nigger.
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Pu-238 pellets are quite tasty and filling, the heat isn't that bad. Each bite-sized pellet provides 20 watts of electricity if consumed while fresh, and by the time you croak it'll be down to 10 watts. Good value in my opinion
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This is more of an irrational fear but when my eyes hurt i get a little nervous that they might pop out.
 
being a bad father/parent, mine where pretty good but idk if i'll be able do live up to it.
 
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