was hitler an aceggot

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Newly-discovered transcript of a 1939 meeting held by Hitler in an office of the German High Command, days before the invasion of Poland:
>*The Fuhrer takes a sassy swig of warm milk to clear his voice*
>My fellow ace volx, I remind you all today that the severe and reprehensible oppression of the Jesus freaks in the Bigot Corridor will be righted in the coming week.
>For all of these years since the Versex treaty, the volx of this occupied land, surrounded by
gay men and their boyfriends, have been desperately minding their own beeswax for too long as sex is shoved down their sex-repulsed asexual throats, their population ruthlessly disparaged with terms like “aceggot.”
>Thus, with the newest aggression now reaching our headlines, of warm milk being confiscated from the ace volx in the corridor, it is only just that we rally the armies onto the border immediately. That is all that I have to announce.
>Now, where is my barista? One more glass of warm milk, please!
 
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