thread_prefix.18 two sentence horror stories

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

my girlfriend squirted all over my dick last night. then i remembered she was trans.

 

[dataminedandproud]

i was posting 1488 nazi anime girl sonnerad edits on xitter and discord. then i remembered i was actually mexican and not actually a based trad aryan hitler ss warrior.

 

[Stephen]

I beat my dick hard one night. It broke my meat tenderizer.

 

[DarkWaffle]

I went to tyrone's house, my anus prolapsed.

 

[Fatnuts12]

I logged onto The Schlog. Banned .. forever…