thread_prefix.23 Three more days

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

 

[Stephen]

Special Military Operation...

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

It was Thanksgiving, and Brian Wilson had been designated Chef for the Thanksgiving dinner. Mike Love, his wife Kate Bush, and the other Beach Boys would show up, however Brian would be banned from joining his bandmates at the reckoning, as they had all collectively agreed never again to dine in his presence due to his constantly uncontrolled gas emissions. But none of that stopped Brian from stuffing his drooling, gaping maw with every conceivable foodstuff the holiday applauded.

While Brain was in the kitchen, he could not resist his cheeseburgers, so he carried a bag and held a cheeseburger or two in one hand, and a spoon in the other hand while he was whisking the pie ingredients. As Brain let his own preferences affect his cooking, he declared "THIS PUMPKIN PIE NEEDS POOPOO!!!". With that, Brian pulled down his trousers and defecated directly onto the kitchen floor. Then, he grabbed the feces and threw it into the pie filling as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

Next, Brain moved on to making the yams, but oh no! There were no marshmallows! But fear not, Brain had thought of a very creative solution. Without hesitation, Brian whipped out a nearby picture of Kate Bush in a skimpy leotard and began to fondle himself. This gesture resulted in a long stream of white liquid jizz splattering all over the potatoes that looks suspiciously like marshmallows.

Finally, it was time to stuff the turkey. But half-way through, Brian realized he had dropped a half of his cheeseburger, now hidden somewhere inside the turkey. He decided to search for it by sticking his head inside the turkey cavity. This mistake resulted in Brian getting his head firmly wedged inside the turkey, and he couldn't get it off!!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

 

[NiggerRigger]

Rest in Pfizer.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I didn't actually read any of the stories that I posted, I just copy and pasted the text and associated them with a random bryonposter image

 

[NiggerRigger]

Don't care. Vote Kamala Harris.