For the most part I do not care about the designated shitting street of a board that is /nate/ but my support goes out to the never-gooners, all of the hentai that is being flooded on that board is disgusting to look at
The gorespam and emoji spintext was funny, and I like the Never Goon memes. The coomer's thread on /soy/ was a seetherald.
I predict that things will return to normal on /nate/ soon, which could be considered a Gooner Victory on the wiki article. Nonetheless, if the war was considered an interboard raid, it'd definitely be called successful. There have been altchans that were disrupted less by other successraids.
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