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Just another day on the sharty.
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We should start calling it the soyosphere. Soysphere sounds stupid. There’s a reason people don’t call the manosphere “mansphere”
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Nine more years.
Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin.
Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies.
Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His doxx is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the doxx occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it.
The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened.
As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people".
After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February of 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states.
In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.
Two years from now, Doll dies in a non-specifically disclosed "workplace accident", as announced by Froot. Root replaces Doll as admin.
Another year after, Angeleno is tragically struck by a speeding car driving at forty miles per hour while he's crossing the street in Los Angeles. He is hospitalized but passes away a day later. The information that he is dead is not discovered until a 'teen discovers a news article that speaks of him being struck by the car in a hit-and-run, the 'teen discovering it a week after Angeleno's death. This 'teen later creates a thread about the article, which gains over 3,000 replies.
Four months after Angeleno's death, Froot is suddenly doxxed by an unknown user associated with a 'cord server, revealing him to be a twenty-six-year-old Italian man named Antonio. His doxx is spammed on all boards in a massive bot attack that ends with a second soypocalypse occurring, before the site comes back up after two weeks of being down. Froot decides to step down after the doxx occurs, selling the site to a new buyer after seeing that no other current affiliate can pay for it.
The site is eventually sold to a user named "David" after Froot consults with several different buyers, with this David offering him a hefty 30,000 USD for the site, the most valuable offer out of the many Froot received. A day after the sale, the sharty goes down for one week, during which most remaining soyteens temporarily flock to other splinters, with a few instead staying at these sites permanently instead of waiting for the sharty to go back up, citing that the site died when the second soypocalypse happened.
As the week passes, and 'teens begin to re-enter the sharty, they're suddenly greeted by a shocking new sight. "David" is actually a member of the Jewish Defense League, and the entire site has been converted into the group's new official webpage. However, seeing that the site formerly had a large community of users unaffiliated with the JDL, the League decides to make a separate imageboard page also using the site domain that is mainly Zionism-focused, but that nonetheless also contains one singular board for 'jakkers to continue on in, simply marked, "/soyjak/ - For the off-topic Soy people".
After 5 and a half years of continued, isolated survival on their one remaining board, with most 'teens having moved on, 'jakkers are finally left without a home in February of 2033, after the FBI shuts down the JDL website forever, following a vicious terror attack on the U.S' largest mosque, conducted by the JDL after a slow regrowth in numbers that led to them becoming one of the largest and most heavily armed militias in the U.S, and the largest Jewish militia in history. The attack, which completely leveled the mosque with thousands of pounds worth of explosives packed into bomb trucks placed around the structure, immediately begins a decade-long guerilla war in different areas of the U.S as Jewish militants, declared terrorists by the federal government attempt to fight armed forces deployed across the country, with martial law declared in several states.
In the midst of this, with the website being shut down permanently, the sharty is now finally over, forever.
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