Gentlemen, I will level with you. This two bit shmuck has nothing going for him. He does not have what it takes to defeat baqqrih. He does not have the gall, the tenacity, the spirit of adversity to stand up to his wholesome reddit chungus facade. I don't even need to tell you, you all know no one can stand against baqqrih except for me, and baqqrih knows this! He voted for aedra and he has confirmed before his voting strategy is about making subsequent battles easier. I am the only one. Only a theatrical vril filled slavic truecel can achieve total victory in these conditions.
Gentlemen, aedra is settling for 2nd place, but I? I am in it to win. You can vote for a second place or you can vote for victory. For GLORY. You know I will fight, you can expect with certainty the highest degree of tenacity from yours truly. You can expect total devotion to the cause, total pursuit of glory.
All other priorities are secondary to victory. Do NOT sit idly by. Do NOT abstain. Do not miss the chance to be part of history. Claim your place in the hall of glory. Vote. For. Glory.
VOTE. VICTORY.