/calm/ The Schlog Funeral Hall

[kars cosplay guy]

shit written like a 9th graders wattpad creepypasta bruh

Sodack got that killstreak

 

[baqqrih]

She killed her family.

Wait do people actually believe this

 

[8doe]

She's sent me emails denying all of this.

it ACTUALLY happened trust me listen listen to these voicemails

 

[Goot]

>shit that never happened for 200

 

[Thrembolone]

Also she said that Meursault made her turn on the gas stove and kill her whole family btw if that matters

sodyke (and her family) is burning in hell because my content is better

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Wait do people actually believe this

I wasn't sure about that part but I didn't think 8doe was gonna joke about her killing herself so I gave him the benefit of the doubt

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Wait do people actually believe this

We are retarded

 

[Meursault]

She's sent me emails denying all of this.

wow what a nothingburger, I'm going back to bed @sodack bitch ass nigga don't ever harass me again

 

[Goot]

it ACTUALLY happened trust me listen listen to these voicemails
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Bro that sounds like a guy doing a mouse voice gegegeg

 

[8doe]

Wait do people actually believe this

if doll believes it anyone can
i guess this is an ACTUAL funeral hall now. RIP MY NIGGA SODACK

 

[meijak]

Well at least it's just some retarded shit instead of gay shit.

 

[Itransheartblox]

Wait do people actually believe this

Us retardGODS are gooder

 

[jimbo]

I'm going back to bed

do you actually let the schlog interrupt your sleep

 

[KingCargo]

Excrement as well as individuals lacking hue and brightness passing

 

[baqqrih]

do you actually let the schlog interrupt your sleep

He has cell phone notifications on for anytime a woman's name is mentioned on here

 

[kars cosplay guy]

do you actually let the schlog interrupt your sleep

He was le BBC

 

[Meursault]

if doll believes it anyone can
i guess this is an ACTUAL funeral hall now. RIP MY NIGGA SODACK

shit I'm not here to mourn. @sodack stay dead you unfunny bitch.

 

[kars cosplay guy]

He has cell phone notifications on for anytime a woman's name is mentioned on here

Holy shit I didnt knew that meursault was this aryan

 

[Soyteen Liker]

What's even the joke? "Haha you're retarded for having empathy and being worried about someone XD"
At least make the death sound funny, like "she slipped on a banana peel and fucking died" and/or wait until April 1st

 

[jimbo]

What's even the joke? "Haha you're retarded for having empathy and being worried about someone XD"
At least make the death sound funny, like "she slipped on a banana peel and fucking died" and/or wait until April 1st

yeah this wasn’t really funny and kinda pmo ngl