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>Greetings, and welcome back from our state-mandated 8 minute & 46 second commercial break. As of right now things are still looking like a toss-up for the soyjak.clitty Boogeyman of the Year position; the FNF pedo has managed to gain a moderate lead over Jartycuck with several hundred gigabytes of 'p being posted by his 'cord servers, but only time will tell if he's going to hold on. The battleground Discord servers of Cececord, Omoricord, and Lennoncord are still too close to call, and we don't expect their 'p stashes to be processed/uploaded for several hours.
Worthy of note is that Jartycuck's "Blue Wall" hasn't been performing as well as our gooning experts predicted. However, we do expect a major surge of 'p to come in from one of his biggest strongholds very soon: Avericord. That's all the info we have on the Boogeyman election for now
As for the Shemmy moderator position up for grabs tonight, it's looking like Tama will win that race. We won't call it until the WEF does thoughever.
 
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>Greetings, and welcome back from our state-mandated 8 minute & 46 second commercial break. As of right now things are still looking like a toss-up for the soyjak.clitty Boogeyman of the Year position; the FNF pedo has managed to gain a moderate lead over Jartycuck with several hundred gigabytes of 'p being posted by his 'cord servers, but only time will tell if he's going to hold on. The battleground Discord servers of Cececord, Omoricord, and Lennoncord are still too close to call, and we don't expect their 'p stashes to be processed/uploaded for several hours.
Worthy of note is that Jartycuck's "Blue Wall" hasn't been performing as well as our gooning experts predicted. However, we do expect a major surge of 'p to come in from one of his biggest strongholds very soon: Avericord. That's all the info we have on the Boogeyman election for now
As for the Shemmy moderator position up for grabs tonight, it's looking like Tama will win that race. We won't call it until the WEF does thoughever.
This is what the election would look like if it was terry vs vivo
 
Both candidates are my sockpuppets btw, we will turn the Sharty into a clearnet drug market
 
Also can someone post this on the sharty for me? I would do it myself but every time I post an image it has to be manually approved
 
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