thread_prefix.26 the princess diaries

[basil]

guys i just had the scariest experience of my life



i was walking my dog and i had to go up some steps, the steps had graffiti on it, the first graffiti said "free palestine" thought nothing of it.
second graffiti said "fuck israel" thought " yeah jews are pretty bad i guess"
then the third graffiti said "all gays must die"

after i reached the top of the stairs a group of 5 muslims came out to speak gibberish i had no idea what it meant, just sounded like "allah ishta ishma sulululu"
i could have died guys, imagine if they asked me a question "YOU. YOUNG MAN. ISRAEL OR PALESTINE. THERE IS A RIGHT ANSWER."
i would have been fucked. if i said palestine they would take off their hijabs and reveal that they are jews in disguise

parkles i need you to give me some muslim arabic phrases for me to learn so that if this happens i can say some magic words that mean something like "allah is watching my friend"
or "allah is watching over me, please leave me be" or something thank you

i don’t get it were they going to kill you??

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

guys i just had the scariest experience of my life



i was walking my dog and i had to go up some steps, the steps had graffiti on it, the first graffiti said "free palestine" thought nothing of it.
second graffiti said "fuck israel" thought " yeah jews are pretty bad i guess"
then the third graffiti said "all gays must die"

after i reached the top of the stairs a group of 5 muslims came out to speak gibberish i had no idea what it meant, just sounded like "allah ishta ishma sulululu"
i could have died guys, imagine if they asked me a question "YOU. YOUNG MAN. ISRAEL OR PALESTINE. THERE IS A RIGHT ANSWER."
i would have been fucked. if i said palestine they would take off their hijabs and reveal that they are jews in disguise

parkles i need you to give me some muslim arabic phrases for me to learn so that if this happens i can say some magic words that mean something like "allah is watching my friend"
or "allah is watching over me, please leave me be" or something thank you

I usually say 'inch shallow durka durka hudurka allah' and they just leave me be.

 

[Soygoy]

I usually say 'inch shallow durka durka hudurka allah' and they just leave me be.

are you trying to get me killed

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

are you trying to get me killed
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Does it look like I know sandbabble?

 

[poom]

what about trannies doe
most brits aren't too fond of them either it seems
all the trans rights shit comes from the US LOL

oh yeah i forgot sparkles was trans and a mudslime.

yeah; i love casual transphobia in the uk

 

[princessparkles]

oh yeah i forgot sparkles was trans and a mudslime.

yeah; i love casual transphobia in the uk

these allegations

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

these allegations

Transphobia everywhere else is rooted in misconceptions about transgender people or bad interactions with them online.

Transphobia in the United Kingdoms is rooted in British women being jealous that trans women are more attractive (not Princessparkles though) than they are.

 

[Nihilma]

Transphobia everywhere else is rooted in misconceptions about transgender people or bad interactions with them online.

Transphobia in the United Kingdoms is rooted in British women being jealous that trans women are more attractive (not Princessparkles though) than they are.

Bait so bad I turned back from being a frog into a 'teen

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Bait so bad I turned back from being a frog into a 'teen

It’s not bait, British women are just that ugly.

 

[Nihilma]

It’s not bait, British women are just that ugly.

>Transphobia is rooted in misconceptions about transgender people

 

[princessparkles]

It’s not bait, British women are just that ugly.

actual ethnic british women > actual ethnic american women doe

 

[JC Denton]

allah ishta ishma sulululu

arabcacas really do say this

 

[Soygoy]

It’s not bait, British women are just that ugly.

gonna have to snopes that by asking parkles to post full face pic

 

[princessparkles]

gonna have to snopes that by asking parkles to post full face pic

no

 

[JC Denton]

arabcacas really do say this

actually no that's definitely turkish
I just wanted to make fun of arabs

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

>Transphobia is rooted in misconceptions about transgender people

Honestly I kind of feel bad for Transgender men because you now live life as a short guy.

 

[Soygoy]

no

i guess they really are all ugly

 

[Nihilma]

Honestly I kind of feel bad for Transgender men because you now live life as a short guy.

Alternatively you just made yourself an ugly woman

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

This thread is always funny to check back on, it's been derailed to hell and back, never on topic until princessparkles makes a blog post and then everyone talks about it for a page until you niggers derail it again

 

[princessparkles]

This thread is always funny to check back on, it's been derailed to hell and back, never on topic until princessparkles makes a blog post and then everyone talks about it for a page until you niggers derail it again

trying to make a blog post to put it back but i have too much going on to put it into words