thread_prefix.22 The most miserable subreddit on Plebbit

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r/AdviceAnimals; a subreddit where 34 year old boomers vent their frustrations with life and political beliefs & dilemmas through advice animals, a dead, stale meme that had the humor sucked out of it after 2014.
The people on there could be described as resentful, pitiful, bitter, petty, repulsive, pretentious, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, arrogant, shameful as well as shameless, pathetic, committing social suicide in internet form on an internet forum, and of course.. beyond anything, miserable fucks from the bowls of hell.

These people gained sapience only to torture others by sucking the life out of them, when people talk about that "one guy who must be fun at parties" they're specifically referring to a user of r/AdviceAnimals, now imagine a whole community debbie downers congregating in a digital space, as they warp a tasteless, albeit innocent enough dead meme's corpse into something more brimstone than wojaks, where there is no joke, there is no punchline, it's not ironic, and it's 100% sincere. Something to vent their personal frustrations and political grievances by inserting them into fucking advice animals... fucking advice animals.

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I know it's ironic and pathetic of me to do a similar thing, by getting frustrated and complaning about the existence of this subreddit and the absolute misery that comes from it, but I'm serious, their frustration makes me frustrated, and I feel like you should know of this hellhole's existence and ask your thoughts on it and about it.

Also, I wish I had better screenshots because I remember seeing one post about a year ago where it was literally just this one guy venting about bullshit in his life, and for the life of me I can't remember if it was about him having to do something important and he didn't want to do it because he was a selfish little fuck, and I don't know understand why anybody would feel the need to share/convey that information through the lens of a fucking advice animal, and why someone would rant about something so depressing.

Discuss.
 
>If your girlfriend broke up with you over who you voted for it's probably because you voted for a nigger
>Biden should resign immediately and make David Duke the first KKK member president of the United States because fuck niggers
>Votes for Kamala and purposefully kills niggers
>Has to go to prison and do time for 18 years because killing niggers is federally illegal now after Kamala won
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How do you feel or think about it? you use Reddit, have an affinity for rage comics and the like, etc.
Could probably work pre-2020 Reddit before Spez cucked the hell out of the site. Still might work, but there aren't a lot of "normal" boomers on Reddit, just the "I'm a professor at a California University" type boomers which aren't any good. Might be better as a Facebook Group though.
 
Could probably work pre-2020 Reddit before Spez cucked the hell out of the site. Still might work, but there aren't a lot of "normal" boomers on Reddit, just the "I'm a professor at a California University" type boomers which aren't any good. Might be better as a Facebook Group though.
I will advertise festivism on r/anarchoprimitism.
 
Niggerigger is just a regular soyim a lot of the time and then sometimes he turns into a mix of autist, boomer, and schizo.
i just love pizza camp. sitting around the campfire playing acoustic guitar
me too, the best part is browning each others weiners
no! the best part is when we pull our funkopops out
oh yeah! i love popping the box and the smell of fresh plastic fills the room, mmmm

that guy randy prozac, he said they're a chinese bioweapon
and when you pop the box it emits a massive amount of estrogen
but so what? why is it something bad??!
dont listen to him. he doesnt even have a fronthole, hee hee hee
ewww, i hate that guy, i hate cisgender nazi boomers

ohh look everybody! my fronthole is dilating!
my manbreasts have grown 22% just by being around all these pops!
yay! you'll be able to chestfeed the pops!
have you read gender queer? we read it at school back in grade three

it's the one where the boys passed around
the mountain dew bottle full of their combined semen
i read it and i thought, "that's me!", "that's me!"
hey look! i pulled a BB-8 pride edition!
oooooohhh!!! let me see it! let me see! let me see!

randy prozac said the unelected elite believe
there are too many humans on the planet
and it's their divine right to fix the problem
by culling the human population to a less than a billion

he says they believe that if this does not happen
then the planet will be destroyed and all of humanity will die
so they see themselves as the saviors of the planet and humanity
even though it means killing off most of humanity

and since these people have shown motive
and they have opportunity and the ability to carry out their plan
we should really be concerned about their designs to kill you and your family
because the plans are real

he's just a crazy nazi colonizer
i dont wanna talk about him anymore
lets play some campfire funko pizzapop

did you bring your metallic rainbow glitter synthesizer?
i sure did! and i brought my beatin' off drum machine
hold on.. let me beat off a really gay beat
 
i just love pizza camp. sitting around the campfire playing acoustic guitar
me too, the best part is browning each others weiners
no! the best part is when we pull our funkopops out
oh yeah! i love popping the box and the smell of fresh plastic fills the room, mmmm

that guy randy prozac, he said they're a chinese bioweapon
and when you pop the box it emits a massive amount of estrogen
but so what? why is it something bad??!
dont listen to him. he doesnt even have a fronthole, hee hee hee
ewww, i hate that guy, i hate cisgender nazi boomers

ohh look everybody! my fronthole is dilating!
my manbreasts have grown 22% just by being around all these pops!
yay! you'll be able to chestfeed the pops!
have you read gender queer? we read it at school back in grade three

it's the one where the boys passed around
the mountain dew bottle full of their combined semen
i read it and i thought, "that's me!", "that's me!"
hey look! i pulled a BB-8 pride edition!
oooooohhh!!! let me see it! let me see! let me see!

randy prozac said the unelected elite believe
there are too many humans on the planet
and it's their divine right to fix the problem
by culling the human population to a less than a billion

he says they believe that if this does not happen
then the planet will be destroyed and all of humanity will die
so they see themselves as the saviors of the planet and humanity
even though it means killing off most of humanity

and since these people have shown motive
and they have opportunity and the ability to carry out their plan
we should really be concerned about their designs to kill you and your family
because the plans are real

he's just a crazy nazi colonizer
i dont wanna talk about him anymore
lets play some campfire funko pizzapop

did you bring your metallic rainbow glitter synthesizer?
i sure did! and i brought my beatin' off drum machine
hold on.. let me beat off a really gay beat
we're fronthole funkopops
pop 'em up our girly slots

we're fronthole funkosluts
chicken innard dumpster guts

we're fronthole funkopops
rubbing out our syntho cocks

we're fronthole funkocunts
intestinal fungi fucks

we're fronthole funkopops
spooge inside your mystery box

we're fronthole funkosluts
prolapsed cramping asshole cunts

we're fronthole funkopops
fairy princess monkey pox

we're fronthole funkocunts
yellow 6 betacucks

we're fronthole funkopops
oozing out the horsey sauce

we're fronthole funkosluts
sausage gristle puckered up

we're fronthole funkopops
pus infected dripping slop

we're fronthole funkocunts
with R2-D2's up our butts
 
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