Rant The Minecraft Movie teaser is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[Soygoy]

Let's talk about videogame movies. Videogame movies recently have been up and down, but relatively pretty good. The FNAF movie was among one of the best considering just how much control Scott had over the product and how we wanted to make fans happy and people absolutely loved it, same kind of goes with the Mario movie and the Sonic movies. The Mario movie did have it's fair issues but it somewhat resolved itself because the real Mario is Jumpman Mario and Charles Martinet is in it, so it was just a weird creative decision and our man has retired now and all. I feel like going for illumination for the Mario Movie was a safe bet, Nintendo absolutely knew what they were doing, but fucking Minecraft?

First of all, who's idea was it to make the Minecraft movie a live action movie? Just why? If you want to make a cool Minecraft movie, I definitely think that it's possible, but definitely not in Live action. The idea for a Minecraft movie to me honestly seems kind of impossible, it'd be like making a Garry's Mod movie, you just can't? Lol?

So obviously, it's going to fucking suck, and I mean it really does fucking suck, get a load of this piece of shit.

What the fuck were they thinking?

This looks NOTHING like Minecraft and to top it all off they started it off with a "STEP RIGHT THIS WAY!!! AND THAT'S AN INVITATION!!!!" and the entire lore is people like going into fucking Minecraft and then they meet steve and OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE ENTIRE TRAILER IS LITERALLY JUST A 1 FOR 1 COPY OF THE FUCKING 4CHAN POST

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

 

[Soygoy]

Let's get a look at our cast of characters

Faggy kid, fat black lesbian, a man wearing fucking pink (holy shit its chris chan?1?) and some random woman
With Jack Black as Steve and it's like this HUGE REVEAL like OH MY GOD IT'S STEVE and i'm just here like oh my god I DONT FUCKING CARE

 

[Soygoy]

MINECRAFT STORY MODE WAS WAY FUCKING BETTER AND I LOVE THAT GAME

 

[Soygoy]

As the copium settles in, I shall now archive the comment section while I still can.

 

[Steve]

Let's talk about videogame movies. Videogame movies recently have been up and down, but relatively pretty good. The FNAF movie was among one of the best considering just how much control Scott had over the product and how we wanted to make fans happy and people absolutely loved it, same kind of goes with the Mario movie and the Sonic movies. The Mario movie did have it's fair issues but it somewhat resolved itself because the real Mario is Jumpman Mario and Charles Martinet is in it, so it was just a weird creative decision and our man has retired now and all. I feel like going for illumination for the Mario Movie was a safe bet, Nintendo absolutely knew what they were doing, but fucking Minecraft?

First of all, who's idea was it to make the Minecraft movie a live action movie? Just why? If you want to make a cool Minecraft movie, I definitely think that it's possible, but definitely not in Live action. The idea for a Minecraft movie to me honestly seems kind of impossible, it'd be like making a Garry's Mod movie, you just can't? Lol?

So obviously, it's going to fucking suck, and I mean it really does fucking suck, get a load of this piece of shit.
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What the fuck were they thinking?

This looks NOTHING like Minecraft and to top it all off they started it off with a "STEP RIGHT THIS WAY!!! AND THAT'S AN INVITATION!!!!" and the entire lore is people like going into fucking Minecraft and then they meet steve and OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE ENTIRE TRAILER IS LITERALLY JUST A 1 FOR 1 COPY OF THE FUCKING 4CHAN POSTView attachment 37385
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Man I watched that trailer last night and it is such a fucking disaster, the era of bad video game movies is back baby and Jack Black is leading the charge, first he's in the Borderlands movie now this, gee. Jack Black is Jewish btw look at his early life on wikipedia. Jack Black is too fucking fat to be Steve what were they thinking during casting calls? This should have been an animated movie or cut entirely.

MINECRAFT STORY MODE WAS WAY FUCKING BETTER AND I LOVE THAT GAME

MC Story Mode is gas, loved that shit and was a good gateway drug to telltale games (Love Tales from the Borderlands, love all the Sam and Max games [Poker's pretty good too]).

 

[ILoveVesna]

id watch because it gives shekels to zogcraft

 

[Sagehardt]

>OH LAWD DEM KRAFTZ

 

[X Immigrant]

Jack Black as Steve is keyed albeit.

I assume they're in Minecraft due to a Jumanji-esque situation. They should've made the cast as keyed as Jumanji was.

 

[bnwoclitty]

>OH LAWD DEM KRAFTZ

OH LAWWWDD THEM RANGS

 

[Soygoy]

MC Story Mode is gas, loved that shit and was a good gateway drug to telltale games (Love Tales from the Borderlands, love all the Sam and Max games [Poker's pretty good too]).

I'm not familiar with the slang, gas is good right? I loved MC Story Mode too, I played that shit at like 5 fps on my old Windows 7 PC when I was like 9 years old because it was such a good game. It has its flaws but the story, the cutscenes, the characters, it's all so fucking amazing.

>OH LAWD DEM KRAFTZ

Was thinking the exact same thing
>"OHH HEHLL NAWW WE IN MINECRAFT WAAH DUHH HEEYYLLL"

 

[bnwoclitty]

Jack Black as Steve is keyed albeit.

I assume they're in Minecraft due to a Jumanji-esque situation. They should've made the cast as keyed as Jumanji was.

whitewashed garbage. steve is based off an italian not a white guy.

 

[Soygoy]

Steve should be the main character, not this cast of absolute fucking baffoons.

Also fuck this character design bullshit, nigga looks like a marshmallow.

 

[Steve]

I'm not familiar with the slang, gas is good right? I loved MC Story Mode too, I played that shit at like 5 fps on my old Windows 7 PC when I was like 9 years old because it was such a good game. It has its flaws but the story, the cutscenes, the characters, it's all so fucking amazing.

Yes gas is good, esl, but it was fun on xbox and I always went to retrieve elanor when I played because Magnus is a bum.

 

[Hagon]

MC Story Mode is gas, loved that shit and was a good gateway drug to telltale games (Love Tales from the Borderlands, love all the Sam and Max games [Poker's pretty good too]).

I transheart tftb and the strongbad game

 

[Steve]

I transheart tftb and the strongbad game

I've never watched Homestarr Runner, I should though because I trans heart old flash cartoons.

 

[Soygoy]

telltale games did not go bankrupt and unlist all of their games from steam for this

 

[Steve]

telltale games did not go bankrupt and unlist all of their games from steam for this

They're back tho, go to telltale's website they're back in business and making games again. All their old ones are still abandonware albeit.

 

[X Immigrant]

But in general, this is part of a trend that since videogames are for nerds, the actors that are used for comedy relief, and are generally awkward looking are used. We want Jason Momoa and Tom Cruise and chads to represent the videogame characters we love, damnit.

 

[Soygoy]

They're back tho, go to telltale's website they're back in business and making games again. All their old ones are still abandonware albeit.

bro i NEED to play telltales games how can I acquire them safely
my ass has NOT played the walking dead, only the second one with Clementine.

 

[Hagon]

I've never watched Homestarr Runner, I should though because I trans heart old flash cartoons.

my introduction to homestar runner actually was the telltale game when I was like 12. I watched all of the strongbad emails after that.

They're back tho, go to telltale's website they're back in business and making games again. All their old ones are still abandonware albeit.

the expanse looked really really bad from what I saw so IDK if they're actually going to make anything good again