Schizo THE FOOTJOB CONSPIRACY: Footjob is gone, what does this mean for the Schlog?

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Soygoy said:

THE FOOTJOB CONSPIRACY: It doesn't add up.​

I know that some may find this to be somewhat of a strange post to make, but I wanted to discuss the mysterious disappearance of Footjob, a member of the Schlog until an event that occurred yesterday.

Footjob was a member of the Schlog heavily known for being into anime, hanging around HWABAG, being against princessparkles and in general liking the character Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote. What's interesting to note however is that during an event that occurred yesterday titled "The Schlogcord" event in which users like ILoveVesna and Encrusting_Acro showed their faces and entertained us with some comedy, a user by the name of "footjob" had joined our call and pretended to be footjob.

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This user, who I have recorded, had a male voice and kept repeating the phrase "hello saar, I am footjob." over and over. During this interaction, nobody seemed to care and everyone either thought imposter or oh shit footjob is a moid, however from what I can gather something far more sinister is at play here. I'm going to go as far as to say that Footjob IS INFACT SOBOT.

Theres a few things that support this notion, Footjob is adamant in being known as a woman. Most women here who get called a moid don't care, not even Footjob who was called a tranny and a man during xher first few weeks on the schlog. For some reason, this being in the form of text chat didn't bother her, but you know what did? A supposed imposter pretending to be her sent her off of the rails and put her off guard. So much so that she deleted her account? Why? Is this not fucking suspicious to you?

Only possible explanations are
  1. Footjob is actually a man and spoke in the call, his voice was recorded and upon noticing clips of the event were uploaded, deleted their account as their true identity could be revealed
  2. The imposter was in fact real, but for some reason, this made her so upset that she wants to leave and come back just so people treat her like a woman? Suspicious...
  3. Footjob was a psyop.
I have to reiterate just how fucking insane this is, a user joins, pretends to be a woman and when a considerable portion of the schlog now believes she is a man, instead of using credible doubt such as "it was an imposter I am a woman" she decides to leave? And she also says she wants to come back under a different name? Why? What's even the point of that?

Something sinister is going on, maybe Footjob exposed himself in the call and then made up an excuse to delete the account for some strange reason? It doesn't add up, anyways, before Footjob's deletion, I archived every post they made, including their profile page. You can find that here: https://archive.ph/KiFzF

Everything else has been saved as a .html file which I can grab manually. All posts were saved by grabbing them from the view messages page, due to the accounts deletion you may still be able to access them because posts do not delete with accounts, something that could be considered a violation of certain data regulations but thankfully the schlog is hosted in america, and not europe, I presume.

If anyone else has any input, feel free to add to the discussion.
Why would someone pretend to be a woman, fail at it and then delete their account almost as to concede their failure? I'm thinking it's sobot, or atleast, Sobot 2, and he failed or revealed too early in his newest psyop.
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too long didn't read you slid into his dms and drew watamote to impress him

Faggot
 
Hagon said:
footjob almost immediately said he shouldnt've revealed he was a woman in his AMA thread, he'd definitely just say he's a man.
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also if you want a *real* schizo fj theory to put together, one would be that he actually is a woman. There's a few small reasons to think that might be the case, and an okay motivation behind claiming to be a tranny. Not that I really believe it, but it's fun to theorize.
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basil said:
alright.. i asked my question.. was “footjob”‘s IP from argentina?
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footjob was American.
 
Hagon said:
also if you want a *real* schizo fj theory to put together, one would be that he actually is a woman. There's a few small reasons to think that might be the case, and an okay motivation behind claiming to be a tranny. Not that I really believe it, but it's fun to theorize.
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footjob was American.
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well then he isn’t sobot, case closed, dummies!!
 
SmallAnus said:
he kept trying to impress and flirt with xer in dms (conversations), drew watamote with big boobs and posted it in the shlog thread in /g/. soygoy is beyond saving.
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None of this is true and footjob contacted me first for some reason
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I feel like announcing that your a woman on male dominated online spaces is a red flag, less women should do that unless either asked to or when the inevetable happens
 
Soygoy said:
you got that wrong actually
he slid into my dms and wanted to give me a blowjob
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can you show us the dms for proof? im pretty sure deleted account dms can still be accessed right, i mean you can still view footjobs messages on other breads
 
XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX said:
I feel like announcing that your a woman on male dominated online spaces is a red flag, less women should do that unless either asked to or when the inevetable happens
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The explanation of being harassed and not liking the treatment you get from calling yourself a woman on a male orientated website and thus leaving due to not putting up with the harassment and the rude comments for being a woman..... is just a little TOOO CONVINIENT ISNT IT

HES HIDING SOMETIHNG
 
Soygoy said:
The explanation of being harassed and not liking the treatment you get from calling yourself a woman on a male orientated website and thus leaving due to not putting up with the harassment and the rude comments for being a woman..... is just a little TOOO CONVINIENT ISNT IT

HES HIDING SOMETIHNG
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you are obsessed. why do you want xer so bad
 

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