Schizo THE FOOTJOB CONSPIRACY: Footjob is gone, what does this mean for the Schlog?

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GEG - hackerman88 slid into my dms, pretended to be footjob and asked to have sex with me.

so hackerman88 thinks im actually gay and tried to hook up with me today. >what do you look like
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THE FOOTJOB CONSPIRACY: It doesn't add up.​

I know that some may find this to be somewhat of a strange post to make, but I wanted to discuss the mysterious disappearance of Footjob, a member of the Schlog until an event that occurred yesterday.

Footjob was a member of the Schlog heavily known for being into anime, hanging around HWABAG, being against princessparkles and in general liking the character Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote. What's interesting to note however is that during an event that occurred yesterday titled "The Schlogcord" event in which users like ILoveVesna and Encrusting_Acro showed their faces and entertained us with some comedy, a user by the name of "footjob" had joined our call and pretended to be footjob.

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This user, who I have recorded, had a male voice and kept repeating the phrase "hello saar, I am footjob." over and over. During this interaction, nobody seemed to care and everyone either thought imposter or oh shit footjob is a moid, however from what I can gather something far more sinister is at play here. I'm going to go as far as to say that Footjob IS INFACT SOBOT.

Theres a few things that support this notion, Footjob is adamant in being known as a woman. Most women here who get called a moid don't care, not even Footjob who was called a tranny and a man during xher first few weeks on the schlog. For some reason, this being in the form of text chat didn't bother her, but you know what did? A supposed imposter pretending to be her sent her off of the rails and put her off guard. So much so that she deleted her account? Why? Is this not fucking suspicious to you?

Only possible explanations are
  1. Footjob is actually a man and spoke in the call, his voice was recorded and upon noticing clips of the event were uploaded, deleted their account as their true identity could be revealed
  2. The imposter was in fact real, but for some reason, this made her so upset that she wants to leave and come back just so people treat her like a woman? Suspicious...
  3. Footjob was a psyop.
I have to reiterate just how fucking insane this is, a user joins, pretends to be a woman and when a considerable portion of the schlog now believes she is a man, instead of using credible doubt such as "it was an imposter I am a woman" she decides to leave? And she also says she wants to come back under a different name? Why? What's even the point of that?

Something sinister is going on, maybe Footjob exposed himself in the call and then made up an excuse to delete the account for some strange reason? It doesn't add up, anyways, before Footjob's deletion, I archived every post they made, including their profile page. You can find that here: https://archive.ph/KiFzF

Everything else has been saved as a .html file which I can grab manually. All posts were saved by grabbing them from the view messages page, due to the accounts deletion you may still be able to access them because posts do not delete with accounts, something that could be considered a violation of certain data regulations but thankfully the schlog is hosted in america, and not europe, I presume.

If anyone else has any input, feel free to add to the discussion.
Why would someone pretend to be a woman, fail at it and then delete their account almost as to concede their failure? I'm thinking it's sobot, or atleast, Sobot 2, and he failed or revealed too early in his newest psyop.
 
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Soygoy said:

THE FOOTJOB CONSPIRACY: It doesn't add up.​

I know that some may find this to be somewhat of a strange post to make, but I wanted to discuss the mysterious disappearance of Footjob, a member of the Schlog until an event that occurred yesterday.

Footjob was a member of the Schlog heavily known for being into anime, hanging around HWABAG, being against princessparkles and in general liking the character Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote. What's interesting to note however is that during an event that occurred yesterday titled "The Schlogcord" event in which users like ILoveVesna and Encrusting_Acro showed their faces and entertained us with some comedy, a user by the name of "footjob" had joined our call and pretended to be footjob.

This user, who I have recorded, had a male voice and kept repeating the phrase "hello saar, I am footjob." over and over. During this interaction, nobody seemed to care and everyone either thought imposter or oh shit footjob is a moid, however from what I can gather something far more sinister is at play here. I'm going to go as far as to say that Footjob IS INFACT SOBOT.

Theres a few things that support this notion, Footjob is adamant in being known as a woman. Most women here who get called a moid don't care, not even Footjob who was called a tranny and a man during xher first few weeks on the schlog. For some reason, this being in the form of text chat didn't bother her, but you know what did? A supposed imposter pretending to be her sent her off of the rails and put her off guard. So much so that she deleted her account? Why? Is this not fucking suspicious to you?

Only possible explanations are
  1. Footjob is actually a man and spoke in the call, his voice was recorded and upon noticing clips of the event were uploaded, deleted their account as their true identity could be revealed
  2. The imposter was in fact real, but for some reason, this made her so upset that she wants to leave and come back just so people treat her like a woman? Suspicious...
  3. Footjob was a psyop.
I have to reiterate just how fucking insane this is, a user joins, pretends to be a woman and when a considerable portion of the schlog now believes she is a man, instead of using credible doubt such as "it was an imposter I am a woman" she decides to leave? And she also says she wants to come back under a different name? Why? What's even the point of that?

Something sinister is going on, maybe Footjob exposed himself in the call and then made up an excuse to delete the account for some strange reason? It doesn't add up, anyways, before Footjob's deletion, I archived every post they made, including their profile page. You can find that here: https://archive.ph/KiFzF

Everything else has been saved as a .html file which I can grab manually. All posts were saved by grabbing them from the view messages page, due to the accounts deletion you may still be able to access them because posts do not delete with accounts, something that could be considered a violation of certain data regulations but thankfully the schlog is hosted in america, and not europe, I presume.

If anyone else has any input, feel free to add to the discussion.
Why would someone pretend to be a woman, fail at it and then delete their account almost as to concede their failure? I'm thinking it's sobot, or atleast, Sobot 2, and he failed or revealed too early in his newest psyop.
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1: hackerman already said he was the one pretending to be footjob
2: there's no way to verify this now, but when people were saying footjob was in the call and had a male voice, you could literally just hover over his profile and see "last online: 40 minutes ago", with which how much people get kicked meant it was impossible for him to have been joining.
3:footjob already said he's transgender so I don't see what the point of this is
 
Hagon said:
1: hackerman already said he was the one pretending to be footjob
2: there's no way to verify this now, but when people were saying footjob was in the call and had a male voice, you could literally just hover over his profile and see "last online: 40 minutes ago", with which how much people get kicked meant it was impossible for him to have been joining.
3:footjob already said he's transgender so I don't see what the point of this is
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Why would footjob delete his account when everyone knows it was an imposter including footjob themselves?
They were so insecure with people calling them a man that they just up and left?
 
basil said:
footjob is not sobot i am a sobotist expert i can disprove that
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Hear me out right but what if Footjob thought we were discussing something else.
What if footjob thought we found something that proved he was a man, got scared and left?
 
Soygoy said:
nigga this literally encapsulates my entire expression
Why does a nigga do this? You join the schlog, pretend to be a woman and when an imposter comes in and jokes around in a voice call then suddenly you leave?
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No I’m more confused about why this thread exists
 
Soygoy said:
Hear me out right but what if Footjob thought we were discussing something else.
What if footjob thought we found something that proved he was a man, got scared and left?
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why would he admit to being a 41%er then
 
Soygoy said:
Why would footjob delete his account when everyone knows it was an imposter including footjob themselves?
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Because he was getting "harassed" for being a tranny. Even if they thought he was a tranny on false pretenses they were still right in the end about it and it probably still upset him to hear.
 
my theory is that footjob is just some gross axe wounder, saw that everyone was harassing him for being a man, got scared, spilled all the info, and left probably on some alt
 
Hagon said:
Because he was getting "harassed" for being a tranny. Even if they thought he was a tranny on false pretenses they were still right in the end about it and it probably still upset him to hear.
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we were saying this before doe
HACKERMAN88 said:
my theory is that footjob is just some gross axe wounder, saw that everyone was harassing him for being a man, got scared, spilled all the info, and left probably on some alt
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I think it's Sobot doing a Sobot 2, I mean the accs name is literally footjob. You know who else showed their feet? Sobot.
Sobot was trying to troll us namefags again and failed spectacularly.
 
Soygoy said:
I think it's Sobot doing a Sobot 2, I mean the accs name is literally footjob. You know who else showed their feet? Sobot.
Sobot was trying to troll us namefags again and failed spectacularly.
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i wholeheartedly suggest you take some meds or just sleep, this is not the ramblings of a sane man
 

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