the elden ring dlc SUCKS

[Pepsilord]

DLC bad caus miquella is gay or something. 10/10 doe miyazaki is still dropping bangers

Insane how godless that entire family is, besides like, Godwyn and Morgott lol

 

[Nihilma]

Insane how godless that entire family is, besides like, Godwyn and Morgott lol

Every child of Godfrey is keyed including the man himself, mohg just got manipulated by that gay ass character.
But yeah marika is the living proof that women should NOT be given the power to rule an empire, let alone a world.

 

[Pepsilord]

Every child of Godfrey is keyed including the man himself, mohg just got manipulated by that gay ass character.
But yeah marika is the living proof that women should NOT be given the power to rule an empire, let alone a world.

Mohg, in hindsight, seems to have been a relatively noble person (seeing as people like Sir Ansbach would glady follow him, even seek to avenge him), but he also worshipped some weird pagan blood god, so idk if I'd really call him keyed.

But yeah the game is filled with Women and gays just fucking everything up. What did Miyazaki & Martin mean by this?

 

[Nihilma]

Mohg, in hindsight, seems to have been a relatively noble person (seeing as people like Sir Ansbach would glady follow him, even seek to avenge him), but he also worshipped some weird pagan blood god, so idk if I'd really call him keyed.

But yeah the game is filled with Women and gays just fucking everything up. What did Miyazaki & Martin mean by this?

Also not the first instance of miyazaki doing this, case in point with gwyndolin.
Ig he really just hasn't finished sucking Kentaro Miura's dick off, even when the guy's dead.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

To preface, I am a soulslike fanboy who has played and played all and beat virtually all of them. The fucking bosses in this dlc niggerbrim and the opposite of fun to fight. They never stop attacking and give you zero openings to hit more than once per 12 hit bullshit almost impossible to dodge rollcatching timed combo. Also every freaking one can instantly teleport across the entire boss field the second they see you chug your heal. There is no "run from the boss to get your heal" 90% of boss combos have a short enough window afterwards where you legitimately have no time to heal before they shoot out another cheeky jab or combo starter. The DLC is far more of a sweatfest than any of the main game and it feels like its only made for tryhards and challenge youtubers. I conceded to stop pulling my punches and just use spirit ashes, if for nothing else than to be given the short grace period I need to heal after losing 3/4s of my health for taking a single hit, not to mention the plethora of moves in this dlc that true combo stun you into taking more hits.