Rant The blog of legendary Odessite or some shit

[OdessanBvll]

Jimbo, im gonna shove the fucking chair you sit on up your ass

 

[OdessanBvll]

One time i found 2 packs of tarot cards in a closet, i took them and lighted them on fire in a grill in my backyard
One time i also went around my hood tearing down papers with ads of fortune teller foid service

 

[OdessanBvll]

So this is the estonian bitch i've been talking about, she groomed me years ago (i've already recovered), we met in the fucking antifurry 'cord server, first she left from it because was too fucking ashamed and said she larped as male online (HOLY FUCKING GEG), then came back, before met she had relationship with some romanian named Theodos who was under 16, it failed they got mad at eachother and for some reason that gypsy drank gasoline and went to hospital (the fuck? he survived btw), good thing i crashed out and left that bitch
What is known to me about that bitch is that she somewhere around 22 years old, her full name is Merike Alla, she has blue eyes and brown hair thoughbeit her skull is high and she looks hell ugly, she lives in south Voru in 1 room apartment on 1st floor with her braindead parents, she has never touched a man, she almost got molested by some 12 year old when she was 10, her religious life is retarded, first she was adventist then she became atheist with some pagan beliefs and then she as a retard turned muslim, there was a time her muslimx friends suggested her to marry a muslim sudanese student they knew but he rejected her (said she was too young for her GEG), she only had a part time job at a hostel once, she had some retarded pooner urges for years and still has i guess (Terry is that you?). Well anyways who cares if im doxxing this literal who but go harrass her if you want, also she once admitted that marrying 9 yeards was normal when asked about quran (kill that bitch)
Lesson for today: Never try to get pussy online

 

[evandoe]

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So this is the estonian bitch

first she left from it because was too fucking ashamed and said she larped as male online (HOLY FUCKING GEG)

Coincidence? No such thing.

 

[_account]

One time i found 2 packs of tarot cards in a closet, i took them and lighted them on fire in a grill in my backyard
One time i also went around my hood tearing down papers with ads of fortune teller foid service

Um, giga department? You've got to check this guy out.

 

[OdessanBvll]

На новий седан
Поставив я титан
Піддай газку братан
Я у мамки хуліган
На новий седан
Поставив я титан
Дай газку братан!
I have a friend
From Ukraine
Who's got a gun!

 

[_account]

What's 7.62x25 cost where you are? It's borderline unaffordable here.

 

[OdessanBvll]

55 eurocents for 50

 

[_account]

That's much better

 

[_account]

Thankfully 5.7x28 is becoming more common here, so armor defeating pistols are attainable.

 

[OdessanBvll]

Pistols? Did I mention that only pistols we can get legally are 22 flobers and rubber bullet

 

[_account]

Could you get a 22 like this or is semi auto illegal?

 

[OdessanBvll]

All semi auto legal but hey im not 25 yet to get this

 

[OdessanBvll]

I hope they do movements like in poland or czechia here so we can relax these gerontocratic soviet laws

 

[OdessanBvll]

I rapped kendrick lamar's humble in my class once
I made all the white females shake

 

[BrimBurner]

Are you Ukrainian or Russian? I've heard there is a large Russian population there. Which side of the ongoing war do you support?

 

[OdessanBvll]

Are you Ukrainian or Russian?

Im niggerkikearmenobulgarian

Which side of the ongoing war do you support?

Neither, if i could i would bring back venetian republic and make them annex me

 

[SINO_II]

Discovered Shardee through SPVA in february 2024
Before becoming a sharteen and leaving 'cord forever was an active corder
Used cord since 2019, master of getting persecuted by jannies, no matter how i tried to fit into the rulecucked system i always failed, almost never read any rules. Been banned from atleast 10 servers, 4 accounts suspended. Was an anti-furry dumbass (dumbass because the tactics of raiding were shitty) in late 2022 and early 2023. I remember one time i went to some server which had israeli flag (for raiding purposes) and holy fucking shit, i saw child gore there , probably foodists did this, back then i didnt knew who the fuck were foodists.
Used twitter in first half of 2023, got 5 accounts suspended and left after that. I had my first interaction with soyjaks there because i saw a lot of people posting 'jaks in replies but i didnt understand any shit except that coal is bad and gem is good. One time i baited NAFOtrannies, i called them "Nigga Ass Faggot Orgy", my account got suspended approximately 8 hours later with post getting 1000 replies and dozens of reports, some nafotrannies even said they want to participate in that "orgy" GEG.
And now im here, the soysphere, the top of the internet, away from all trannies.

Are you currently living in Odessa? Also fuck NAFO, I used to shit on /uhg/roids with /chug/ back in '22-23 on 4cuck's /pol/ I'm an SVO veteran n shieeet.