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"Oh no, I'm having a fart attack."
Sorry. What are your thoughts on the Chimor/Chimú village known as Chan Chan?hey man, that's not very nice
The Aztec Codices
- Thread starter Xiuhcoyotl
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Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
they're sudacas therefore idc
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Tooru
Guest
Lil nigga stop following me
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
bitch above me
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
day went well, i suppose. my nigerian teacher told me about how the matrix was an allegory to the manufacturing enterprise wheel and how schools are meant to create workers and drones.
he also told me about how europeans took things from africans like their concepts of electricity like volts came from the nubian word 'vault'.
don't take my words for granted. i'm js repeating what he said.
he also told me about how europeans took things from africans like their concepts of electricity like volts came from the nubian word 'vault'.
don't take my words for granted. i'm js repeating what he said.
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
he also mentioned someone named ptuh and talked about african numerals
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
day was fun. my school day was alr as usual. my nigerian teacher (who i will refer to as der kang) told me that this symbol was called the 'S.H.I.T.' because he told me that you're supposed to read this from right to left (like arabic)
he also told me that there's a 'black pope' who runs all the world's affairs and that the african americans were the first humans. he told me that this world as it is, is not even 200 years old and everything is going to be gone in a couple of years. der kang also told me that south park predicted p diddy (back then known as puff daddy). he also showed me pictures of unicorns and he told me that they existed.
anyway, after school, i went to the city fair with my family and met a dude and a girl after a ride. i went to buy some popcorn to share with my family and a small soda. after that, i went to play a carnival shooting game where i had to shoot corks at cans to win a giant pikachu to give to my little brother.
he also told me that there's a 'black pope' who runs all the world's affairs and that the african americans were the first humans. he told me that this world as it is, is not even 200 years old and everything is going to be gone in a couple of years. der kang also told me that south park predicted p diddy (back then known as puff daddy). he also showed me pictures of unicorns and he told me that they existed.
anyway, after school, i went to the city fair with my family and met a dude and a girl after a ride. i went to buy some popcorn to share with my family and a small soda. after that, i went to play a carnival shooting game where i had to shoot corks at cans to win a giant pikachu to give to my little brother.
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
day was alright ig. der kang told me that tupac is still alive and lived in oakland, ca anf that rap became slop in the late 90's
he also told me that jay-z got replaced by an imposter
he also told me that jay-z got replaced by an imposter
Neutralplier
Make a wish kid
Is he telling you individually or the class altogether
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
he's telling me individually except for the manufacturing enterprise wheel
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
today was weird..
in 2nd period, i had to take a shit in the school restroom (yeah ik its le bad) and the lock to the stall was broken so i couldn't close it properly. i was shitting when all of a sudden, some dude comes near my stall and almost open the door wide open only for me to yell at him to close the door. he didn't see my bmc or anything bc i covered myself before he could see my penits.
in 4th period, i had to take a piss really badly, so i went to another restroom where i had to take a piss when all of a sudden, 2 niggas decided to slapbox each other while i'm tryna piss. i quickly got ready to go see ts n when i opened the stall door, these african-amerimongrels barged through the stall door n fought each other WHILE I WAS TRYNA GET OUT. i couldn't record it bc one of them wussed out before the aps came in.
anyway, der kang showed me a black cube picture and he said that it was the black cube of saturn.
he also told me that there are hidden things in mainstream media n there's 2 stories taking place in the same media where one of them is a distraction where they show the story that is visible to the public and then there's the other more subliminal one where only a select few know what is truly going on. they tell the subliminal story w hidden messages.
bonus: der kang also told me that the reason why asian americans do well financially are due to their strong sense of community and that they spend smartly.
in 2nd period, i had to take a shit in the school restroom (yeah ik its le bad) and the lock to the stall was broken so i couldn't close it properly. i was shitting when all of a sudden, some dude comes near my stall and almost open the door wide open only for me to yell at him to close the door. he didn't see my bmc or anything bc i covered myself before he could see my penits.
in 4th period, i had to take a piss really badly, so i went to another restroom where i had to take a piss when all of a sudden, 2 niggas decided to slapbox each other while i'm tryna piss. i quickly got ready to go see ts n when i opened the stall door, these african-amerimongrels barged through the stall door n fought each other WHILE I WAS TRYNA GET OUT. i couldn't record it bc one of them wussed out before the aps came in.
anyway, der kang showed me a black cube picture and he said that it was the black cube of saturn.
he also told me that there are hidden things in mainstream media n there's 2 stories taking place in the same media where one of them is a distraction where they show the story that is visible to the public and then there's the other more subliminal one where only a select few know what is truly going on. they tell the subliminal story w hidden messages.
bonus: der kang also told me that the reason why asian americans do well financially are due to their strong sense of community and that they spend smartly.
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
today was nice.
i challenged a friend in the restroom to 'pretend fight' but he declined. he told me to do it with someone that i didn't know, so i did. needless to say, they were impressed by how i fought.
anyway, i js got reminded of the 'they cloned tyrone' movie by der kang and he told me that there's a hidden message in the film. he told me that he and his family were not created and were there for a long time while i was created somewhere by someone or something.
i challenged a friend in the restroom to 'pretend fight' but he declined. he told me to do it with someone that i didn't know, so i did. needless to say, they were impressed by how i fought.
anyway, i js got reminded of the 'they cloned tyrone' movie by der kang and he told me that there's a hidden message in the film. he told me that he and his family were not created and were there for a long time while i was created somewhere by someone or something.
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
i js remembered that the guy that i "fought" was one of the 2 niggas that were slapboxing each other.
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
another thing..
der kang once told me that the education system would be worse than it is now.
der kang once told me that the education system would be worse than it is now.
Gem Control
To Major Cob
Your signature is raping the site speed kill yourself
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
silence, cuck.
Gem Control
To Major Cob
What are you gonna do, block me?
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
What are you gonna do, block me?
why would i need to do such thing when i already own you.
Gem Control
To Major Cob
Xiuhcoyotl
I've become the reciter, all nighter, all righter
today was weird.
i tried to find a decent fit for me to wear bc i ran out of decent clothing (i went out w grey sweatpants and a black t-shirt) i had to go to a different classroom for 4 periods since the original classrooms were occupied for testing.
anyway, der kang told me not to buy flashy or trendy cars since they tend to have high interest rates (higher than 10%) and will make you broke quickly. he told me that next year would be an eventful (most likely terrible) year like 2020. he didn't tell me what will happen but he told me that big things are going to happen next year. he also told me that oftentimes, rich people lived in minimalist life styles.
i tried to find a decent fit for me to wear bc i ran out of decent clothing (i went out w grey sweatpants and a black t-shirt) i had to go to a different classroom for 4 periods since the original classrooms were occupied for testing.
anyway, der kang told me not to buy flashy or trendy cars since they tend to have high interest rates (higher than 10%) and will make you broke quickly. he told me that next year would be an eventful (most likely terrible) year like 2020. he didn't tell me what will happen but he told me that big things are going to happen next year. he also told me that oftentimes, rich people lived in minimalist life styles.