thread_prefix.18 Soyteen Liker Boyfriend Application (づ｡◕‿◕｡)づ

[terrycrews]

I hope /soy/ never catches wind of this or it'll be urgentcord all over again

I'm gonna post it right now

 

[Twostripe]

I don't need to. The only thing that matters is what's inside
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A... tapeworm???

 

[Maya]

A... tapeworm???

Tapeworms are friends they help you stay skinny

 

[JoelWarlock]

@Joel you should abandon kleki and go out with terry instead

I'm not gay sorry

 

[terrycrews]

I don't need to. The only thing that matters is what's inside
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Your organs are going to be on the outside soon, will that still count?

 

[HWABAG]

its so cute when you act like this, when you keep saying youre gonna kill faggots and strangle them and kick their ass. i just wanna hug you so hard as you call me a disgusting pedo faggot and how you bench more than me. <3

Love wins

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Hi um, do any of you silly boys wanna complete my love quest? XD!

Just complete my form below:
1. Are you over the age of 18?
2. What's your favorite cartoon?
3. What would you like to talk about if you got a spot on the Tawk Tuah podcast?
4. What's your favorite thing to build with legos?
5. Would you rather be a digimon or a pokemon?
6. Would you rather eat 100 chicken nuggets or 10 large fries?
7. Would you rather be a superhero named "Push Man" or "Pull Man"?
8. What soyjak best approximates your physical appearance.

I'll keep it simple for now but if I see qt potential I'll ask followups~
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On one hand i'd like to cuddle but just know that you are not getting a boyfriend on soyjak.blog

 

[terrycrews]

Love wins

die

 

[Stephen]

I'm not gay sorry

Kys Joel for respecting terry's poonerisms
Also tell kleki to make a schlog account it would be funny

 

[terrycrews]

Kys Joel for respecting terry's poonerisms
Also tell kleki to make a schlog account it would be funny

Because we need more fucking trannies on this shithole site?

 

[Twostripe]

On one hand i'd like to cuddle but just know that you are not getting a boyfriend on soyjak.blog

Who wouldn't want their own schlog kitten?

 

[Maya]

more fucking trannies

lol freudian slip

 

[terrycrews]

Who wouldn't want their own schlog kitten?

stop, thanks

 

[HACKERMAN88]

Who wouldn't want their own schlog kitten?

tsmt!

Spoiler

i threw up a little reading that holy shit geg

 

[terrycrews]

lol freudian slip

Hmm, where is that then?

 

[JoelWarlock]

Kys Joel for respecting terry's poonerisms
Also tell kleki to make a schlog account it would be funny

Why are people always saying Terry is a pooenr

 

[Stephen]

Who wouldn't want their own schlog kitten?

Cute but I think it would be better to do the other way around
Maybe I'll invite a future girlfriend to the soysphere, link her the wiki and some spva, and let her have fun and not give a fuck

 

[Maya]

Why are people always saying Terry is a pooenr

xhe has pooner rage

 

[JoelWarlock]

Because we need more fucking trannies on this shithole site?

She's not a tranny albeit

 

[HACKERMAN88]

Why are people always saying Terry is a pooenr

she says "dood" unironically