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Which party are you supporting?
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i should make my own political party: soygoy and the infinite board plan, SATIB
ve will make a board for everyone, for any purpose. you name it. everyone gets their own board.
the website will have a search function on the main page, you search for a board, you find it, search a keyword in and it'll find a board related to that for you.
we'll even do some extremely drastic things you might not agree with, until you hear me out: everyone on the site will require ID verification and vetting, anonymity will cease to exist.
doing this pretty much removes 'p from ever being posted, but the beauty of my plan is we will have a /gore/ board because if someone asks for it, they can have it.
if anyone does anything illegal, we forward their info to the police and ban them. i am soygoy and i deserve to datamine you and know everything about you, because i just do, okay?

/a/ will have two boards, tranime and aryanime. trannies can have their own board. and faggots can get their own board aswell.
there will be so many containment boards that everyone will feel included and the pph of the site will go down faster than venezuala's economy.
hell, with my plan, you can even make your own blog and have it actually be a blog that only you can post on, maybe a /blog/soygoy/ or /blog/sparkles/ etc.

after that, i'll enact a site wide battle royale simulator to keep the site active, once a year or every few months, soyteens must compete to survive a battle royale, if they die in it, their entire account is deleted and they are perma banned from the sharty. in the battle royale, 30 people are picked at random and only 1 can be allowed to use the site, the rest all get banned. this will be the hunger games of the sharty.

the same will apply for boards as we can't have TOO many boards, they will clog up resources, so 2 or more boards will do a community battle royale and the winning team gets to keep their board.

i will also introduce soybucks, which will be our new currency and you can accrue soybucks by getting your posts updooted, which will result in a /mine/ board where you mine soybucks and you will get a soybuck for every post you updoot, which encourages people to updoot everyone to get soybucks, and if you get updooted you get a soybuck. you can then use those soybucks to buy cool website accessories like gay little suffixes and tags and chat colours and custom emojis and shit. i will also add soycrates so you can create a market and a soyconomy based off of what is essentially shitty little NFTs

then, on november 14th we will hold a vote on whether or not we should delete the entire website and if everyone says yes the entire site ceases to exist.
thats it, thats my political party. do u like??!1/!?
 
Soygoy said:
i should make my own political party: soygoy and the infinite board plan, SATIB
ve will make a board for everyone, for any purpose. you name it. everyone gets their own board.
the website will have a search function on the main page, you search for a board, you find it, search a keyword in and it'll find a board related to that for you.
we'll even do some extremely drastic things you might not agree with, until you hear me out: everyone on the site will require ID verification and vetting, anonymity will cease to exist.
doing this pretty much removes 'p from ever being posted, but the beauty of my plan is we will have a /gore/ board because if someone asks for it, they can have it.
if anyone does anything illegal, we forward their info to the police and ban them. i am soygoy and i deserve to datamine you and know everything about you, because i just do, okay?

/a/ will have two boards, tranime and aryanime. trannies can have their own board. and faggots can get their own board aswell.
there will be so many containment boards that everyone will feel included and the pph of the site will go down faster than venezuala's economy.
hell, with my plan, you can even make your own blog and have it actually be a blog that only you can post on, maybe a /blog/soygoy/ or /blog/sparkles/ etc.

after that, i'll enact a site wide battle royale simulator to keep the site active, once a year or every few months, soyteens must compete to survive a battle royale, if they die in it, their entire account is deleted and they are perma banned from the sharty. in the battle royale, 30 people are picked at random and only 1 can be allowed to use the site, the rest all get banned. this will be the hunger games of the sharty.

the same will apply for boards as we can't have TOO many boards, they will clog up resources, so 2 or more boards will do a community battle royale and the winning team gets to keep their board.

i will also introduce soybucks, which will be our new currency and you can accrue soybucks by getting your posts updooted, which will result in a /mine/ board where you mine soybucks and you will get a soybuck for every post you updoot, which encourages people to updoot everyone to get soybucks, and if you get updooted you get a soybuck. you can then use those soybucks to buy cool website accessories like gay little suffixes and tags and chat colours and custom emojis and shit. i will also add soycrates so you can create a market and a soyconomy based off of what is essentially shitty little NFTs

then, on november 14th we will hold a vote on whether or not we should delete the entire website and if everyone says yes the entire site ceases to exist.
thats it, thats my political party. do u like??!1/!?
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also it will be a dictatorship and me and people i like will not be included in battle royales and admins are just allowed to do whatever they want
if i like you, you can just ban anyone or go froot mode on the site geg
 
also there will be a dox board and 1 person will be picked at random to have their entire identity leaked for no reason
 
None
Im going independent in the soyjak party election
i VILL split /soy/ to /jak/ - Soyjaks Only and /shcl/ - Sharty Culture
I will make 12 board plan
I will change the manager to one of my austistic friends
I will rename the site to soychannel
I will proclaim myself as the eternal ruler
/qa/ will be removed and replaced by /co/omer board (they deserve it for their coal)
MOOT WILL BE REINCARNATED IN /SHCL/
YURIGOD 2024
 
Soygoy said:
i should make my own political party: soygoy and the infinite board plan, SATIB
ve will make a board for everyone, for any purpose. you name it. everyone gets their own board.
the website will have a search function on the main page, you search for a board, you find it, search a keyword in and it'll find a board related to that for you.
we'll even do some extremely drastic things you might not agree with, until you hear me out: everyone on the site will require ID verification and vetting, anonymity will cease to exist.
doing this pretty much removes 'p from ever being posted, but the beauty of my plan is we will have a /gore/ board because if someone asks for it, they can have it.
if anyone does anything illegal, we forward their info to the police and ban them. i am soygoy and i deserve to datamine you and know everything about you, because i just do, okay?

/a/ will have two boards, tranime and aryanime. trannies can have their own board. and faggots can get their own board aswell.
there will be so many containment boards that everyone will feel included and the pph of the site will go down faster than venezuala's economy.
hell, with my plan, you can even make your own blog and have it actually be a blog that only you can post on, maybe a /blog/soygoy/ or /blog/sparkles/ etc.

after that, i'll enact a site wide battle royale simulator to keep the site active, once a year or every few months, soyteens must compete to survive a battle royale, if they die in it, their entire account is deleted and they are perma banned from the sharty. in the battle royale, 30 people are picked at random and only 1 can be allowed to use the site, the rest all get banned. this will be the hunger games of the sharty.

the same will apply for boards as we can't have TOO many boards, they will clog up resources, so 2 or more boards will do a community battle royale and the winning team gets to keep their board.

i will also introduce soybucks, which will be our new currency and you can accrue soybucks by getting your posts updooted, which will result in a /mine/ board where you mine soybucks and you will get a soybuck for every post you updoot, which encourages people to updoot everyone to get soybucks, and if you get updooted you get a soybuck. you can then use those soybucks to buy cool website accessories like gay little suffixes and tags and chat colours and custom emojis and shit. i will also add soycrates so you can create a market and a soyconomy based off of what is essentially shitty little NFTs

then, on november 14th we will hold a vote on whether or not we should delete the entire website and if everyone says yes the entire site ceases to exist.
thats it, thats my political party. do u like??!1/!?
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I actually cannot believe how my joke became true GEG
They even have board clash
 
Any party that deletes the shitty gets my vote.
 
keep it please i like certain boards i like all of them okay do not delete the booards saaar
 
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