Keyed Soyjak Wright: Schlog Attorney! JUSTICE FOR HWABAG!

[SoytanEnthusiast]

ill have to make new sprites then of a man wearing a tomoko mask or something like that, maybe like a soyjak in a "i gooned to love tomoko!!" shirt

Just keep the Tomoko one it's xis avatar anyways. I'm assuming everyone else has normal phoenix wright characters?

 

[Soygoy]

Just keep the Tomoko one it's xis avatar anyways. I'm assuming everyone else has normal phoenix wright characters?

yeah

 

[HWABAG]

Where'd nojak go I can't ping him

@oreoreviewshow though

 

[Soygoy]

its almost over holy shit

marge where my audio go

ok well i lied its not almost almost done what i mean is that the hardest part of making it is almost done
now i get to do the fun parts

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

This will be a gem, I can feel it

 

[Soygoy]

worst fucking nightmare of my life is when my video editor uses all my ram and freezes my pc often forcing me to shut down so this time i get mad and go play mobile games for a while, come back and all of the sudden the editor crashes and my pc unfrozen it is a joyous experience to not have to REISUB everytime I edit a video.

 

[Soygoy]

alright good news schlog sissies im so fucking glad thats over now i get to do all the fun shit in editing sorry i was taking so long but soon it will be over and i wont have to do anything as laborious as this ever again i fucking hate editing down 2 hours of footage into like 20 minutes man it was killing me like i dont have adhd but like i ALWAYS NEED BACKGROUND NOISE or something to do this shit

 

[GuroGOD]

Im not mentioned here therefore its NOT over
(dont make court case about my obsession saar i beg)

 

[Soygoy]

Ｙｏｕ ｆｅｅｌ ｔｈｅ ａｉｒ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｃｏｌｄｅｒ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｙｏｕ．．．

 

[GuroGOD]

Ｙｏｕ ｆｅｅｌ ｔｈｅ ａｉｒ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｃｏｌｄｅｒ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｙｏｕ．．．

DO NOT MAKE ATTORNEY EPISODE ABOUT ME

 

[Spas]

^I will be the persecution this time

 

[AshkeNazi]

^^I will judge him guilty this time

 

[Soygoy]

Part 2 has officially arrived!​

Thank god! Now I can finally sit back, relax, and go on vacation to some sweet remote island. Definitely not Epstein's island doe, because then I'll get heckin bannerino'd!
You can go watch the premiere here:

But just incase you are an SLF. You can watch the video here or in the OP (cant its too big oh well)

This has been Soyjak Wright: Schlog Attorney! | Justice for HWABAG! and I'm happy to have joined with you all on this wonderful ride to get this... human being... unbanned from our site!
And also, congrats to me for 2k posts. I released this project as my first 1k post milestone, so this was kind of fitting.

 

[AshkeNazi]

hurry up and start

 

[Soygoy]

Sorry that I couldn't upload directly to the schlog, you'll have to go back in the premiere if you missed anything.

 

[AshkeNazi]

>i wanna h
>i wanna hug basil
uhh marge?

 

[Soygoy]

>i wanna h
>i wanna hug basil
uhh marge?

?

 

[AshkeNazi]

?

what did you mean by that?

 

[Soygoy]

what did you mean by that?

what?

 

[AshkeNazi]

what?

fucking knew i should have screenshotted