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No one is going to use your retarded forcedjak.
Meds und bibiseakys attentionwhore cordnigger pedo
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No one is going to use your retarded forcedjak.
Meds und bibiseakys attentionwhore cordnigger pedo
It's one of the ugliest, brimmiest jaks I've ever seen. Idk what to tell you manWHAT THE FUCKKKKKK STOP ITTTTTTTT
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BUT THATS THE POINNTTTTTTIt's one of the ugliest, brimmiest jaks I've ever seen. Idk what to tell you man
>bad stuff is good when it’s bad on purposeBUT THATS THE POINNTTTTTT
>bad stuff is good when it’s bad on purpose

why is his dick outMake a poopy model. Hes a soyjak who did too much crack and turned into a deformed monster who lives in the hotels basement.
or something
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Hes on crackwhy is his dick out
most downvoted post on the schlog award....Make a poopy model. Hes a soyjak who did too much crack and turned into a deformed monster who lives in the hotels basement.
or something

this is really cool, hoe did you make it?A bone tingling 00s pixelart aesthetic nostalgia soyverse project with an edgy twist or something.
Soyjak Hotel fauna
Patients you might encounter during your stay at the soyjak hotel.
Fanboy Soyjak
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He heckin' loves the big corporations that wagie soyjak works for. He makes sure to show his unconditional love for them by consuming the products they pump out.
Corporate Soyjak
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He heckin' loves working for the big corporations that fanboy soyjak obsesses over. It's literaly his dream job! He loves decorating his cubicle with funko pops of his favourite soyverse fandom characters.
Soyquack
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He gets mad whenever he thinks his favorite Soyverse fandom content has problematic implications. He makes sure to write long threads on his favourite app chipped directly into his brain. When he doesn't have media literacy affairs to be mad about, he argues with chuds on the bird app. Otherwise, when he doesn't have some optics to be mad about, he argues with chuds on the bird app. It's his comfort hobby since he can just report them whenever he loses an argument, silencing them anyway.
Soyteen
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He is your average soyjak hotel resident. His favourite hobbies might include raiding, sending 'zas, playing soycraft, drawing jaks, and shit nobody cares about award.
Chudjak
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Hates 4cuck, lurks it anyway. He has T50 eyes, albeit the Fuhrer would have personally declared him an honorary aryan. Only a few more libs destroyed in online arguments and he will finally get a trad cath unvaxxed gf. Collects xitter bans and WW2 memorabilia (only from the german side tho, much to the dismay of his race-traitor veteran grandpa). Until the dreaded day when da jooz finally manage to take over his favourite 4cuck board, he will keep getting his news from /pol/ like he's been doing for more than a decade; still doesn't know how to hide and filter posts, but even if he knew he'd say only commies and niggers do that, true germanic race saviors like him don't fear to engage every bibisea bait posted by troonella.
Troonella
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Grooms children in roblox servers or something, xhe even sends them homemade HRT as a reward for cutting themselves. Plans cord gayops to spam imageboards either with bibisea or 'p according to xher everchanging mood. Loves using 4troon especially /r9k/, /a/ and /gif/. Is obsessed about grooming soyteens even though it never works so it only streghten xher obsession.
Pajeetjak
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He loves spamming the 'log with soytan threads more than anything else, besides gooning to his female family members of course. He loves talking about how aryan he is online despite his skin colour being as brown as poo. His other hobbies might include online scamming, losing money in crypto, shitting in the streets, drinking cow piss and harassing white women.
Cobson
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He makes sure to remind everyone that He Will Always Be A Gem. He sometimes turns into a rapist because rape is gemmy or whatever, God forbid men have a hobby or something. He is the one coming for you when you're getting successfully DOXX RAPE KILL on the sharty.
Spadeson
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A variant of Cobson completely mindbroken by bibisea cuck porn. Can only ever think or talk about the bibisea. His innate will to rape has been buck broken into an insatiable desire of being raped by the bibisea that he nows worship as his Lord and Saviour. Contrary to the popular belief, Psadeson rarely spams bibisea porn on the 'log, he prefers posting ragebait and schizo rants about the bibisea. Chudjak hates more than anything but he can't do anything about it because the jannies are on his side. Won't rape Troonella.
Squirrel
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A whimsical little critter that loves nuts.
Impjak
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A mischievous little gnome from Sweden. He loves going on jolly little adventures in the forest with his animal friends.
The list is meant to be ever expanding, btw. I'm planning to make feraljak, 'fe queen, mutt and FNF pedo soon. Feel free to send me suggestions. For now I make animations such as this one.
If you want to use the models to make your own just let me know.
Feel free to request gifs and animations too.
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forgot euromutt awardHappy mutt day everyone!
Featuring our favourite mutts
Amerimutt
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Meximutt
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Kuz
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Let's continue celebrating diversity and racemixing at Soyjak Hotel!