thread_prefix.19 Something wrong with my heart rate

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

It's beating too fast, I can genuinely hear it from my ears, the worst part is that I'm not even doing anything, just sitting on my ass
I'm worried because I'm 16 years old and this sounds like a genuine health concern. My heart isn't typically like this

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Try constipation.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Try constipation.

I'm gonna die at 40 years old or something with all these health problems I've been having

 

[Gem Control]

Probably you've been eating a bunch of salt and sugar without exercise or water

 

[dino]

you gonna die

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Probably you've been eating a bunch of salt

Yes I have been

without exercise or water

I have been doing the opposite, I've been trying to exercize at my school and I always make sure to drink as much water as possible so that I don't get kidney problems (I'm more prone to it)

 

[Chimperator]

KEK, I've been like this for years (I have been obesemaxxing for 10 years), and I hear this all the time.
You shouldn't worry, it's just the sound of grease getting dissolved by the heart.

 

[SoyToon]

Try killing yourself

 

[jimbo]

Try killing yourself

what a rude thing to say, nigger.
anyways @Dr. Cobson (PHD) have you ever been tested for this? any medical records on this or is this something new

 

[Yes]

It's beating too fast, I can genuinely hear it from my ears, the worst part is that I'm not even doing anything, just sitting on my ass
I'm worried because I'm 16 years old and this sounds like a genuine health concern. My heart isn't typically like this

i heard iron deficiency can cause that or low blood oxygen I think

 

[ribbon]

Marge is this part of the amerimutt larp or is it for real

 

[slopjak]

Yes I have been

I have been doing the opposite, I've been trying to exercize at my school and I always make sure to drink as much water as possible so that I don't get kidney problems (I'm more prone to it)

too much water and exercise can be bad for you sister

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Marge is this part of the amerimutt larp or is it for real

It's for real but I'm probably gonna incorporate it into the larp lole
Obese people are Aryan, I'll post a picture of my grandfather, basically the whitest man in Brazil

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

i heard iron deficiency can cause that or low blood oxygen I think

I think it's the infection I talked about earlier this past week, your heart rate flares up whenever your body is fighting against an infection

 

[Yes]

I think it's the infection I talked about earlier this past week, your heart rate flares up whenever your body is fighting against an infection

no idea then maybe just try bananas and oranges

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

no idea then maybe just try bananas and oranges

Good thing I love eating fruit, that's the only thing stopping me from becoming an obeseCHAD

 

[Cobson The Gem]

Are you american? If so thats normal

 

[NiggerRigger]

Call a fucking doctor and stop eating slopm

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'm like this too but I'm underweight and it may or may not be caused by the stimulants I take. It worries me a lot, I remember wearing a fitness tracker at school and hiding the screen because my HR would be at like 105 just walking from class to class

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I'm like this too but I'm underweight and it may or may not be caused by the stimulants I take. It worries me a lot, I remember wearing a fitness tracker at school and hiding the screen because my HR would be at like 105 just walking from class to class

I'm gonna use my grandfather's heart tracker machine (the one where it compresses your arm and tells you your blood pressure and heart rate), and then I'll see if I'm gonna die or not. It's starting to worry me since generally my heart rate is low but not super low