Sharty /sisa/ - Post sisas

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

What do you masturbate to?

I masturbate to weight gain and latex

 

[Warmjak]

Fortuna falling for the most obvious bait for a thrembillionth time this week:

 

[Fortuna]

What do you masturbate to?

I don't.

Troll hat off when did soygoy ever say or imply he goons? I think you are making an unfair assumption here.

I can deduce he's a gooner from the fact he's a furry.

 

[lysytsya]

 

[Soygoy]

See this is the thing about Fortuna, he's always poking and prodding at everyone else but the moment you ask him questions about his life, he folds completely.
What's your mom's name, lil bro? What country you from?

 

[Zondien]

@Steve throw this into dump before the whole site ceases to function due to the blackhole created by this brimstone

 

[Fortuna]

See this is the thing about Fortuna, he's always poking and prodding at everyone else but the moment you ask him questions about his life, he folds completely.
What's your mom's name, lil bro? What country you from?

No, you're dodging the question because we all know you goon to furry porn.

 

[Soygoy]

I don't.

I can deduce he's a gooner from the fact he's a furry.

Funny how you say you don't masturbate, and I could say that you're lying, but you'll come up with some batshit excuse to say that you can't be lying when you probably are. Just because I like SFW art of anthros that justifies your baseless assumptions that I masturbate to it, which doesn't make sense because if I did, then I would be on 4chan right now, but I'm not. I came to the sharty as a refuge from 4chan's insane addiction to pornography and people always gloss over that to get a rise out of me.

 

[lysytsya]

@Steve throw this into dump before the whole site ceases to function due to the blackhole created by this brimstone

If you want your thread to reach page 20+ just find a way to bait fortuna and soygoy into it so they grass root a singularity

 

[Soygoy]

No, you're dodging the question because we all know you goon to furry porn.

Tell us about your embarassing hobby

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Tell us about your embarassing hobby

I like making penises out of clay and then I sell them on Craigslist as a healthier alternative to normal dildos

 

[Fortuna]

Funny how you say you don't masturbate, and I could say that you're lying, but you'll come up with some batshit excuse to say that you can't be lying when you probably are. Just because I like SFW art of anthros that justifies your baseless assumptions that I masturbate to it, which doesn't make sense because if I did, then I would be on 4chan right now, but I'm not. I came to the sharty as a refuge from 4chan's insane addiction to pornography and people always gloss over that to get a rise out of me.

I explained why I don't masturbate in an earlier thread. It is too much of a mess to clean up. You're still dodging my question.

Tell us about your embarassing hobby

Tell us about your gooning habits.

 

[Sagehardt]

I hate dykes. Don't ever post a dyke here ever again you dirty mutt.

>DON’T POST WHATEVER I DON’T LIKE

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

>DON’T POST WHATEVER I DON’T LIKE
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Accidentally portrayed himself award

 

[Soygoy]

Tell us about your gooning habits.

Fortuna, this is pretty clear as day to me. You datamine other people practically all the time but the moment I datamine you, you get all pissy about it.
You have a weird bone structure, you sleep naked at night and you don't like to drink coffee. If you want me to be obsessed with you then you're doing a good job at it.

 

[Fortuna]

I like making penises out of clay and then I sell them on Craigslist as a healthier alternative to normal dildos

Yeah, put clay in your vagina. Genius. You do realize how porous clay is right?

 

[Sagehardt]

Accidentally portrayed himself award

projection

 

[Soygoy]

Yeah, put clay in your vagina. Genius. You do realize how porous clay is right?

Accidentally revealed shes a woman yet again award

 

[Zondien]

>DON’T POST WHATEVER I DON’T LIKE
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Stop having a dyke fetish it's embarassing, I used to have one too until I reached bare minimum self awareness to move out of it

 

[lysytsya]

I explained why I don't masturbate in an earlier thread. It is too much of a mess to clean up. You're still dodging my question.

Tell us about your gooning habits.

this nigga so lazy he asks his mom to change bedsheets, and now says that goonin is too much of a mess to clean up I fucking can't