Shlonger games but we need ideas for different events

Player1 falls into a dusty coal mine and asphyxiates.
Player1 is pelted by burning coals from Player2, and succumbs to his/her1 injuries.
Player1 sprokes out and fucking dies.
Player1 is caught gooning by a patrolling minion, and gets shot.
Player1 just lost The Game.
Player1 disembowels Player2 with a diamond tipped rotary saw.
Player1 gets brimstone poisoning and dies.
Player1 trips down a hellevator and is left to burn in Niggerhell.
Player1 fucks up a soyquote, and says this and looks like this.
Player1 is killed by a Skibidi Toilet from Ohio
Player1 leaks dirt on Sharty admins, before committing suicide. The coroner finds several gunshots in the back of xhis head.
 
Player1 falls into a dusty coal mine and asphyxiates.
Player1 is pelted by burning coals from Player2, and succumbs to his/her1 injuries.
Player1 sprokes out and fucking dies.
Player1 is caught gooning by a patrolling minion, and gets shot.
Player1 just lost The Game.
Player1 disembowels Player2 with a diamond tipped rotary saw.
Player1 gets brimstone poisoning and dies.
Player1 trips down a hellevator and is left to burn in Niggerhell.
Player1 fucks up a soyquote, and says this and looks like this.
Player1 is killed by a Skibidi Toilet from Ohio
Player1 leaks dirt on Sharty admins, before committing suicide. The coroner finds several gunshots in the back of xhis head.
McChallenge
Thanks, added all except the rotary saw because not soysphere related, unless I'm missing something.
 
I was thinking it would make more sense + be funnier if the day events were things posted in public while night events were things like jannies talking or scheming.
 
Can I be on the same team as GauntletThrown and Steve? I think the reasons are obvious
 
Player1 braprapes Player2 to death.
Player1 doxxes Player2, causing xher to ack.
Player1 goes full tarrant, killing Player2, Player3, Player4, Player5, Player6 and then acking xherself in the end.
Player1 questioned the FDL and disappears.
 
also add events where arena is invaded by rabid jartycacas, a giga trvthnvke is dropped on the arena, and a shittoko boss
 
Player1 braprapes Player2 to death.
Player1 doxxes Player2, causing xher to ack.
Player1 goes full tarrant, killing Player2, Player3, Player4, Player5, Player6 and then acking xherself in the end.
Player1 questioned the FDL and disappears.
>goes full tarrant ev&doe brenton tarrant didn't shoot himself
 
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