Keyed Shlog Penis Datamining Thread

[terrycrews]

Small dick award

Nigger do you have a coke can as a dick or something

 

[DonutHole]

6 inches is the minimum for most modern women to date you so yes.

If 6 inches is the minimum then 6.5 inches is actually very small.

 

[DonutHole]

It really depends on how you measure it. Most guys can get an extra inch out if they measure from the pubic bone.

 

[DonutHole]

Even then it seems a bit much

5 in circumference is average

 

[Twostripe]

I don't think that's right

No, that would mean your johnson would achieve perfect symmety and would become the embodiment of white fertility and an aryan repopulator that would solve the extinction of the white race.

 

[terrycrews]

5 in circumference is average

Maybe I'm just bad at visualizing that then

 

[NT]

 

[DonutHole]

Would you rather be 4'11 with a 10 in cock or 6'0 with a 1 inch defeater

 

[Twostripe]

>8 inch penis
>2.5 inch girth
Wow!

Convert to SI, you idiot.

 

[DonutHole]

Wow! What a statistical anamoly that every person here is far above the average length.

 

[NT]

Convert to SI, you idiot.

Mutts OWN you bitch

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Nigger do you have a coke can as a dick or something

5.2/3.14 = 1.65 in
Soda can diameter: 2.6 in

 

[terrycrews]

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I refuse to believe anyone has a dick this big

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Wow! What a statistical anamoly that every person here is far above the average length.

First of all, I must preface this by asking, are you a child?

 

[DonutHole]

I refuse to believe anyone has a dick this big

My dick es actually 9 inches long and 8 inches thick

 

[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I refuse to believe anyone has a dick this big

Xe's baiting

 

[DonutHole]

First of all, I must preface this by asking, are you a child?

No, btw my dick es 10 inches long and 9 inches thick

 

[DonutHole]

Xe's baiting

people with big penises exist lol. Me for example es 12 inches long and 10 inches thick

 

[NT]

people with big penises exist lol. Me for example es 12 inches long and 10 inches thick

Convert to 3 liter coca cola volume por favor ese

 

[DonutHole]

Guys my dick is actually bigger than the Moon. Look outside lol, you can see it in the sky.