Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[jerry_blevins]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[Gem Control]

No. I haven't been to one in years.

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They suck ass anyways and are dying so good

 

[Fortuna]

No. I haven't been to one in years.

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You should know they are as living as a doornail.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

You should know they are as living as a doornail.

trust the plvn

 

[drcobson]

They suck ass anyways and are dying so good

I always loved going to malls as a kid because it meant I could find new restaurants with food I hadn't tried yet (NOT GOYSLOP). Always ended up eating some traditional brapzilian concoction whenever I went to malls

 

[Fortuna]

trust the plvn

The only place to find a girlfriend nowadays is either online (sucks), school, or work. I don't do any.

 

[drcobson]

The only place to find a girlfriend nowadays is either online (sucks), school, or work. I don't do any.

So you live just like Darius?

 

[Fortuna]

So you live just like Darius?

Pretty much. I can't work so I just sit at home and do nothing.

 

[drcobson]

Pretty much. I can't work so I just sit at home and do nothing.

I'd suggest you pick up a hobby that isn't replying to random shitskins on the internet. Read some classic novels, if you don't know where to start, I can give you a header

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

Yeah I get that. But have you ever been to a mall recently?

in America the malls aren't ever really used for shopping, they're used more as a "look at things you can't buy, get food, and hang out" kinda thing

 

[Fortuna]

I'd suggest you pick up a hobby that isn't replying to random shitskins on the internet. Read some classic novels, if you don't know where to start, I can give you a header

Oh I have hobbies don't worry about it. They're just not outside ones.

 

[kingdavey]

I whip it out bro

 

[Fortuna]

I whip it out bro

In public?

 

[kingdavey]

In public?

Sure bro

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

The only place to find a girlfriend nowadays is either online (sucks), school, or work. I don't do any.

You know, I'll be perfectly frank. I don't know either. I know numerous places of which to make friends but I don't know how you obtain this thing known as a "girlfriend"

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

You know, I'll be perfectly frank. I don't know either. I know numerous places of which to make friends but I don't know how you obtain this thing known as a "girlfriend"

This generation's dating system reeks of shit

 

[Fortuna]

You know, I'll be perfectly frank. I don't know either. I know numerous places of which to make friends but I don't know how you obtain this thing known as a "girlfriend"

It just happens. Women literally cannot be platonic friends with males so either your friendship with one evolves or it devolves.

 

[drcobson]

It just happens. Women literally cannot be platonic friends with males so either your friendship with one evolves or it devolves.

I hate women. Never gonna date women in my life.

 

[Fortuna]

I hate women. Never gonna date women in my life.

Aren't you Catholic?

 

[doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe]

This generation's dating system reeks of shit

i got lucky and met my late girlfriend in elementary school instead of some other place
we grew up together which was nice, she made life tolerable

 

[Gem Control]

Never gonna date women in my life.

I mean I knew you were a homo but damn okay