Schlog Nation RP Diplomacy

[265121297]

13 Middle Desert A crazy man is born and preaches to anyone who dares listen to him that he is god you may choose to trust his or not

I kick him out of my lands because I know that the only true god is the emperor of mymorea.

 

[8doe]

I draft up an invasion plan to decimate nomadic tribesmen. I send out my chariots and strongest warriors to conquer and scavenge the land for tin and iron.
(3 rolls)

 

[265121297]

I mount an expedition to golan after the emperor of tanni tells me about their existance and prowess in ship building.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

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I draft up an invasion plan to decimate nomadic tribesmen. I send out my chariots and strongest warriors to conquer and scavenge the land for tin and iron.
(3 rolls)

You are able to capture most of the parts that lead up to Monasqre but not the parts under Lazulia

 

[Jimb0]

King Naram-Anu talks with his top oracle and eventually decides to go through with this plan. The captain refuses to attend the ship so roll with -1 or -2 or whatever

Your expedition gets blown of course, choose a number from 1 to 4

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

13 Middle Desert A crazy man is born and preaches to anyone who dares listen to him that he is god you may choose to trust his or not

Bring him to the ziggurat, I'd like to have a talk with him

Your expedition gets blown of course, choose a number from 1 to 4

3

 

[Jimb0]

Bring him to the ziggurat, I'd like to have a talk with him

3

after the storm the capitain unsure of where to go sets the course east, half of you crew dies during the voyage and gets cannibalized by other sailors, but eventually you see a landmass in the distance, what is your reaction

 

[Jimb0]

1 Northern Mountain Desert The god of niggers takes a shit in the desert and his farts are so strong that it creates a sand storm full of parasitic worm eggs if you do not contain the spread of the parasites other nations will be infected next turn

I banish all infected to the south to the lands of Qanganites and to the eastern desert (roll if succsessful I'll rp from there)

 

[Jimb0]

Lazulian explorers got lost in a storm and ended up north, encountering the Moab and Qang people

I see the foreigners on our shore and send my priests and warriors to greet them (We speak Moab and Tanni) do you understand us?

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

after the storm the capitain unsure of where to go sets the course east, half of you crew dies during the voyage and gets cannibalized by other sailors, but eventually you see a landmass in the distance, what is your reaction
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Well I would probably already know about them, considering how they're allies with Mymorea who is my ally, but let's assume I don't for storytellings sake, I'd like to land on the shores.

I banish all infected to the south to the lands of Qanganites and to the eastern desert (roll if succsessful I'll rp from there)

You are not successful and the infection gets worse. (8)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I see the foreigners on our shore and send my priests and warriors to greet them (We speak Moab and Tanni) do you understand us?

They shouldn't know any of our languages so they probably don't.

 

[TurkBVLL]

Add my nation to the map lil nigga

 

[Jimb0]

I'd like to land on the shores.

you succsessfully land on the shores of ROR @evandoe

We can't understand you but we use our hand gestures in the hopes we are able to communicate with you

My priests and warriors are welcoming, they are amazed at the design of your sails and boats, we show you to our capital and and replenish your resources and repair your ships (with your help) some priests that know Tanni try to communicate with you but nothing. My wise king, remembering stories of how his father sent the first priests to the Tanni gets an idea to send a delegation of 15 priests with you to learn where you came from. I send you on your way, and the expedition succsessfully returns back to Lazulia
(roll of 16)

 

[265121297]

I mount an expedition to golan after the emperor of tanni tells me about their existance and prowess in ship building.

Can I get a roll on this?

 

[StudioCaca]

Ask him for proof

Bring him to the ziggurat, I'd like to have a talk with him

He succesfully predicts that one of your royal guard was secretly a woman (ewww stinky weak woman vagina yeast infection)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

He succesfully predicts that one of your royal guard was secretly a woman (ewww stinky weak woman vagina yeast infection)
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Bring him to the top of the ziggurat I'm going to have a speech with him

 

[Jimb0]

Can I get a roll on this?

after many months at sea you land on shores of the golan the main island (roll of 16)
@RTErdogan

 

[StudioCaca]

Bring him to the top of the ziggurat I'm going to have a speech with him

He follows you talking about how in the future an aryan supersoldier will rule the world using his charisma and orange hair to seduce everyone

 

[265121297]

@RTErdogan
Hello. I have been informed that your nation has tanni speakers. My diplomats speak it as well. I am interested in learning the shipbuilding techniques of your people.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

He follows you talking about how in the future an aryan supersoldier will rule the world using his charisma and orange hair to seduce everyone

Does blud think he's him? Anyways I'm gonna push him off of the 65 meter tall ziggurat and then desecrate his corpse and put his head on a stick and put it on top of the ziggurat next to the temple of Anu to show that he's false