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Reply to this thread and you will get 1000 years good luck
 
The story? How about this.

One day you were sitting in your little hole, spamming SHITson the COALson all day and night on a fucking friday. You were laughing and screaming with joy, then you heard a slight noise and you froze up "Wh-whose there?" You feebly ask. No response. You try and get up with great effort but you can't lift your manatee lardass body. So you sit there helpless and unmoving for what feels like hours, just waiting for your doom. Then, it happens. You see me kick down your door and stare you down. Big tall, muscular EVIL nigga in golden cloak. I pull out the saturn stick. See what the Saturn stick is a long rod and one end it has the Saturn side and It's exactly what it sounds like a huge ball shaped like saturn at the end of the stick. You? Since you committed ultimate heresy of coalson, you get the saturn side. I get my covenant members I sick my covenant members on you I just do hand signal I don't even wanna see it I just set them on you. They hold you up you're struggling "PLEASE DONT PLEASE" It's too late they THRUST! "AAAAUGGHHHR AUHHH NOOOO!!!" THEY THRUST AND TWIST AND GO IN AND OUT AND TURN IT ALL AROUND AND ITS SO FUCKING PAINFUL BUT YOURE CUMMING THE MOST VIOLENT ORGASM YOUVE EVER FELT AND YOURE CONFUSED YOU DONT KNOW WHY YOUR MOANING AND SCREAMING AND CUMMING and I say "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" do a little hand signal and sic my BBC juniors on you to shut you up by forcefully inserting their BBC juniors into your mouth. Then, disgraced you go limp, unaple to comprehend the pleasure and pain. My covenant members carry you out of the castle and throw you off the cliff. How about that? Never ask me for the story again you worthless bitchass nigga.
 
I want an attractive partner again that looks similar to me and has similar interests
 
 
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