Soy Redditor's new computer

[ArmaLite]

>DUDEEEEEE HOLY FUCKING SCIENCE GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT IN THE MAIL?????? HUH???? YOU DON'T KNOW? IT'S A FUCKING SILICON GRAPHICS OCTANE UNIX WORKSTATION FROM 1996!!!!! I PAID $30000 FOR THIS AMAZING LEAN GREEN MACHINE AND IT EVEN HAS DUAL MIPS (MELANIN INCREASED PENIS SEX) CPUS!!!! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL IT EVEN HAS EIGHT (8) FUCKING GIGABYTES OF RAM HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY IN THE 1990S! AND THEY EVEN MADE LIKE THE TOY STORY MOVIES WITH THESE THINGS ONE TIME SOME CHUD DELETED ALL THE FILES TO THE MOVIE BUT SOME TRANS QUEEN HAD A BACKUP ON HER OCTANE AT HOME!!!! IM SO GONNA TAKE IT TO LGBTQ COMPUTER CON THIS YEAR OH MY SCIENCE IT EVEN RUNS SHITTY TECH DEMOS JUST LIKE THE KIDS IN THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIE THEY PLAYED WITH AN ONYX CRIMSON BUT STILL ITS AMAZING HOLY SHIT!!!!

 

[TeeRanney]

this pc case looks cool ngl

 

[Albert]

They are unironically like this and it's annoying, at least buy an inexpensive cool computer that everybody had to get a REAL nostalgia trip

 

[ArmaLite]

this pc case looks cool ngl

trve
SGI machines always had really neat cases but i dont like how redditors are gutting them just to put rgb shit in

 

[MoonMetropolis]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*