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>DUDEEEEEE HOLY FUCKING SCIENCE GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT IN THE MAIL?????? HUH???? YOU DON'T KNOW? IT'S A FUCKING SILICON GRAPHICS OCTANE UNIX WORKSTATION FROM 1996!!!!! I PAID $30000 FOR THIS AMAZING LEAN GREEN MACHINE AND IT EVEN HAS DUAL MIPS (MELANIN INCREASED PENIS SEX) CPUS!!!! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL IT EVEN HAS EIGHT (8) FUCKING GIGABYTES OF RAM HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING CRAZY IN THE 1990S! AND THEY EVEN MADE LIKE THE TOY STORY MOVIES WITH THESE THINGS ONE TIME SOME CHUD DELETED ALL THE FILES TO THE MOVIE BUT SOME TRANS QUEEN HAD A BACKUP ON HER OCTANE AT HOME!!!! IM SO GONNA TAKE IT TO LGBTQ COMPUTER CON THIS YEAR OH MY SCIENCE IT EVEN RUNS SHITTY TECH DEMOS JUST LIKE THE KIDS IN THE JURASSIC PARK MOVIE THEY PLAYED WITH AN ONYX CRIMSON BUT STILL ITS AMAZING HOLY SHIT!!!!
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