Coal Project newGOD

RedditIsBetter_TSTD said:
Maybe, still gotta do the final touches on it.

I'll take any suggestions to improve the little ad ITT.
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add the new lgbt flag
not enough diversity to the ad, add this
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You lost me at “LGBTQ+” friendly because some offsiters will take it seriously then talk about how bad this website is o algo(and we don’t have a captcha system to filter out normgroids like the rest of the websites do)
 
FerdinandDist said:
You lost me at “LGBTQ+” friendly because some offsiters will take it seriously then talk about how bad this website is o algo(and we don’t have a captcha system to filter out normgroids like the rest of the websites do)
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That's the point :rape:
 
Redditor said:
I saw a post earlier stating that this site is slow, so why not bring some newGODs to the Shlog to gem things up a bit?

There's a huge offsite soyjakking community on Twitter and TikTok, I've already datamined these people in the past and the most common reasons for not using the Sharty were:
  • Gore/DNB
  • Coinslot
  • Extreme racism (they're fine with ironic racism)
Do you know which official Soysphere website has gore and Coinslot banned? The Soyjak Blog! This website is perfect for them. And by them, according to my datamine, most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids, and the others being scenecore/4larp females and males. Some of them are also pooners and homosexuals, which are welcomed here!

So all that needs to be done is to create promotional media, shill it to offsiters, so the Shlog can get more users, and therefore more activity. Some of these drawfag foids that claimed to have visited the Sharty at least once or use soyjaks that I've seen have huge followings, so they have huge shilling potential. Who knows, we might even beat the Sharty in activity.

ITT: We brainstorm ideas and concepts to bring newGODs to the Shlog, from the scale of black Healthy African to Deadest Rotting African, I'd say this site currently sits at a Sick Weak African. Not bad, but lets get the site activity score to Heathy African! I'll also try and contribute by creating some promotional media whenever I'm not busy (which is rarely) to help shill.

Some good characteristics about the Shlog that might be appealing to newGODs:
  • Very diverse community. We have every skin color (except black) in the rainbow on the Shlog. We also have pooners too, we are a very welcoming community.
  • Lots of things to do. Plenty of old fun threads to necrobump, as well as the opportunity to create new discussions, serious or just goofing off.
  • Nothing bad really happens on the Shlog, the only risk this site poses is having a groomer try and groom (You) o algo.
  • Porn-free
    • Excluding occasional crude MS PAINT bbc drawings, but I don't think that counts.
  • Gore-free
  • Entertaining. Grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the latest 'cord drama poopflinging on derailed threads.
  • Lots of original content.
>Buh Buh Buh 'der offsiters are gonna coal this place up!
No, they will GEM this place up.
BRING ALL THE OFFSITERS!
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This post is definitely not rage bait to boost engagement.
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Just say you want bitches on the schlog. Why making all this wall of text?
 
Twostripe said:
Just say you want bitches on the schlog. Why making all this wall of text?
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This doesn't work anymore, DOLL is just going to ban them. But you just gave me an idea, I should make a "Transgirls beginner guide to the Soysphere", perfect bait for nusoicacas.
 

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