Predict the future crime of the person above you

[SUPERNIGGA]

Also

Wait I'm retarded I thought this was another game. Idonno programer o algo
The actual person above me will me a ice cream man

 

[centurywalker]

Murder of a police

 

[Erblicken]

piracy, in the future piracy is punishable by permanent chemical castration and the partial removal of your temporal lobe, occipital lobe, and cerebellum.

(said lobes can be reacquired if you pay the necessary 1.5 million DAO token PUNISHMENT FEE and write a personalized letter of apology to the publishers of the pirated material)

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Assault & battery

 

[Goot]

Fraud

 

[Catter]

Tax evasion

 

[1844 or Something]

Running a knock-off Oneshot merch empire

 

[evandoe]

Illegal immigration

 

[_73]

Rape

 

[1844 or Something]

Genocide

 

[KingCargo]

Possession of counterfeit currency. ($20 bill)

 

[alonso]

Drug dealing

 

[1844 or Something]

Vehicular Manslaughter after falling asleep at the wheel

 

[_account]

Obesity (becomes a crime under Emperor KQNNQDY)

 

[_73]

Hate crime (shot a tranny to death)

 

[Joe Biden]

Pushing a greek child over the fence of a bridge to secure the future of the ottoman empire or something along those kebabs.

 

[1844 or Something]

Child trafficking

 

[_account]

Abusing the auto pen to sign invalid pardons

 

[_account]

Child trafficking

FUCK YOU!!!!!

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

Writing a schizophrenic novel series, leaking tons of classified documents, and getting shot by the CIA