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+=FATHER, I STRETCH=+
+=STRETCH MY HANDS TO YOU=+
+=LIFELIKE, THIS IS WHAT YOUR LIFE LIKE, TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT=+
+=PEOPLE REALLY KNOW YOU, PUSH YOUR BUTTONS LIKE TYPE WRITE=+
+=THIS IS LIKE A MOVIE, BUT IT'S REALLY VERY LIFELIKE=+
+=EVERY SINGLE NIGHT RIGHT, EVERY SINGLE FIGHT, RIGHT?=+
+=I WAS LOOKING AT THE 'GRAM AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE LIKES=+
+=I WAS SCREAMIN' AT MY DAD, HE TOLD ME, "IT AIN'T CHRIST-LIKE"=+
+=I WAS SCREAMIN' AT THE REFEREE JUST LIKE MIKE=+
+=LOOKIN' FOR A BRIGHT LIGHT, SIGEL, WHAT YOUR LIFE LIKE=+
+=RIDING ON A WHITE BIKE, FEELING LIKE EXCITE BIKE (STRETCH MY HANDS TO YOU)=+
+=PRESSIN' ON THE GAS, SUPERNOVA FOR A NIGHT LIGHT=+
+=SCREAMIN' AT MY DAD AND HE TOLD ME, "IT AIN'T CHRIST-LIKE"=+
+=BUT NOBODY NEVER TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE BEING LIKE CHRIST=+
+=ONLY EVER SEEIN' ME ONLY WHEN THEY NEEDIN' ME=+
+=LIKE IF TYLER PERRY MADE A MOVIE FOR BET=+
+=SEARCHIN' FOR A DEITY, NOW YOU WANNA SEE IT FREE=+
+=NOW YOU WANNA SEE IF WE, LET'S JUST SEE IF THREE A PIECE=+
+=TELL ME WHAT YOUR LIFE LIKE, TURN IT DOWN, A BRIGHT LIGHT=+
+=DRIVIN' WITH MY DAD, AND HE TOLD ME, "IT AIN'T CHRIST-LIKE" (STRETCH MY HANDS TO YOU)=+
+=I'M JUST TRYNA FIND, I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR A NEW WAY=+
+=I'M JUST REALLY TRYNA NOT TO REALLY DO THE FOOL WAY=+
+=I DON'T HAVE A COOL WAY, BEIN' ON MY BEST, THOUGH=+
+=BLOCK 'EM ON THE TEXT THOUGH, NOTHIN' ELSE NEXT THOUGH=+
+=NOT ANOTHER WORD, LETTER, PICTURE, OR A DECIMAL (FATHER, I STRETCH)=+
+=WRESTLIN' WITH GOD, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO WRESTLE=+
+=MAN, IT'S REALLY LIFELIKE, EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE (STRETCH MY HANDS TO YOU)=+
+=ARGUING WITH MY DAD, AND HE SAID, "IT AIN'T CHRIST-LIKE"=+
+=MAN=+
+=YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE=+
+=SOMEBODY ONLY CLOSE WHO CAN GET YOU, LIKE, OFF YOUR=+
+=I BE ON MY=+
+=I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I SAID MY PRAYERS=+
+=I'M ALL GOOD, THEN I TRIED TO TALK TO MY DAD (STRETCH MY HANDS TO YOU)=+
+=GIVE HIM SOME ADVICE, HE STARTS SPAZZIN' ON ME=+
+=I START SPAZZIN' BACK, HE SAID "THAT AIN'T CHRIST-LIKE"=+
+=I SAID, "AAH"=+
 
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I think, from an objective standpoint, Jakworld is possibly the worst piece of media i have ever consumed. Not only is the plot ripped directly from redditbob, but there is absolutely no substance. The humor doesn't go beyond "hurr durr niggers and trannies! LE FUNNY!", which is somehow less funny than an amy schumer stand up tour. The titular soyjaks do not act like soyjaks in any way, shape, or form, besides spouting buzzwords. The reason why the creator used AI voices is pretty evident; xhe is clearly 13 years old and xher mother would ground xhem for saying stuff like that out loud. This absolute spirit bomb of a pilot makes Hazbin Hotel look like high art.
 
>HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! FAGGOTS STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S SHITTY DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK SHIT!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!! I LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS FUCKING EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED FAGGOTS CUMMING IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! I HECKIN LOVE FUCKING TWINKS AND GETTING FUCKED IN MY ASS AND GETTING SHIT ON MY DICK AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE FUCKING A MAN'S ASSHOLE IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS SOOOOOOO GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS ASSHOLE WITH YOUR COCK THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A FUCKING TOP!!!! IM A FUCKING BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A FUCKING VERS HOLY SHITT BROOOOO I LOVE GAY FAGGOT POZZED SINFUL LIFE-THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FUCKING BUST BECAUSE MY PORN ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! COCK!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Who the hell are you? Sure, bringing you to a white-only America is our fault, however we need to fix our mistake and exterminate you niggers one by one. Torture, rape, and murder are only a small list of the possibilities we can do to you. We all want to see your skin ripped off and covered in white paint to make all of you male niggers become Aryan. For female niggers, you all will get raped by white Aryan men in order to produce as much Aryan babies as possible. Young niggers will have the skin ripped off and their genitals removed while constantly having a metal pipe shoved up their asses. White people doesn't deserve to be groomed by pedophiles, only brown "people".
 
@DonutHole Please can you make me a soygoy creepypasta or something along the lines of "soggy found a haunted cartridge and a wolf princessparkles came out and raped him and the cartridge traumatized him so he threw it away only for Kuz to pick it up and play it unknowingly... SPARKLES.EXE"
 
@DonutHole Please can you make me a soygoy creepypasta or something along the lines of "soggy found a haunted cartridge and a wolf princessparkles came out and raped him and the cartridge traumatized him so he threw it away only for Kuz to pick it up and play it unknowingly... SPARKLES.EXE"
And then he got raped by miss circle futa.
 
We should have a community creepypasta writing thread o algo where we all just add little bits to it as we go along
call it SCHLOG.EXE
 
Did Nick Furntes just BTFO all of /pol/'s anti catboy arguments?
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving catboy issues
>Explains how catboy suicide rates have risen with transphobia
>Explains how catboys are actually trad
>Explains how catboys and trans persons have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept catboys down and how joining the left is sometimes the only way for xem to prosper
>Explains how ancient greece was totally definitely 100% a catboy haven
>Explains how traps aren't actually that gay
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about the trans suicide epidemic? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
 
@DonutHole Please can you make me a soygoy creepypasta or something along the lines of "soggy found a haunted cartridge and a wolf princessparkles came out and raped him and the cartridge traumatized him so he threw it away only for Kuz to pick it up and play it unknowingly... SPARKLES.EXE"
Still obsessed I see? Ill see what I can do.
 
Did Nick Furntes just BTFO all of /pol/'s anti catboy arguments?
>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving catboy issues
>Explains how catboy suicide rates have risen with transphobia
>Explains how catboys are actually trad
>Explains how catboys and trans persons have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept catboys down and how joining the left is sometimes the only way for xem to prosper
>Explains how ancient greece was totally definitely 100% a catboy haven
>Explains how traps aren't actually that gay
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about the trans suicide epidemic? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
Why did this nigga even try to argue this. Not even closeted republican senators in the 90's did this shit kek.
 
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