thread_prefix.26 (OUTDATED) soyfanning

baqqrih said:
Yeah, a real freaking weirdo. I'm leaking this particular conversation that I was alerted about as a warning to you all. Please, do not act like this in the future, and please be safe. This also serves as a warning to @doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe . Please do not take part in these sorts of activities.
I want you all to be safe, as I care about every one of you a lot, and crap like this isn't how you remain safe online. This is just some really creepy stuff. So, please, promise me, learn from this incident. Avoid suspicious conversations like these, and please alert me or the other staff members about any suspicious or strange messages that you are PM'd by using the report function. This is how you get wrapped up in those scary "groomercords" we always hear bad stories about. We don't ever think it could happen to us, but it sure-as-heck can.
With all of that said, please stay safe, and thank you. Below is the conversation I was alerted about.
  1. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> like california far or south africa far?> >i'm just relieved i don't have to deal with my art teacher anymore she accused me of using AI for an assignment
  2. soyjakfan01:> i’m from a different continent entirely…sob…nooo…
  3. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> europe? asia? africa? south america? oceania? i can swim
  4. soyjakfan01:> Europe…Russia… it hurts come and visit me saaar…
  5. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> can't be that far [wholesome] i can just walk across the bering ice bridge and then get to you from there
  6. soyjakfan01:> PLEASE SAAAAR… why am I ACTUALLY IMAGINING US SPENDING TIME TOGETHER UGH!!! i need soy friends irl.
  7. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> i could get behind meeting you in real life. you seem like a nice person anyhow
  8. soyjakfan01:> you too really!! i keep on giggling when i see your messages even doe i barely know you, but I’d love to get to know you more! [wholesome]
  9. soyjakfan01:> actually now that i think about it, you got any other social medias where we could talk privately outside of schlog? telegram? ‘cord?
  10. soyjakfan01:> I MISS YOU COME BACK. i’m falling asleep zzz…
  11. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> sorry i was busy messing with jimbo and miko
  12. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> i got xitter> i like texting this way though i dont check socials all too often besides the schlog so you'll get a quick response from me on here [wholesome]
  13. soyjakfan01:> okayyy! i don’t have a xitter… wanted to ask if MAYBE you’d like to voice call one day o algo.
  14. doedoedoedoedoedoedoe:> i'm available for that most days anyway lol
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geeeeeeeeeg what the actual fuck just ban doe for this
 
i actually cant believe this is real ive never been so riveted in my life. the way baqqrih wrote the opening paragraph just makes it so much funnier man what the fyuck
 
X Immigrant said:
BBC Kiker is against people ridiculing e-dating for obvious reasons...
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I didn't want to edate Soygoy I wanted to orbit him
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