This is why you learn how to brew traditional fermented beverages (not distilled cancer, unless you want to LARP that hard) or simply don't drink beer.
Consume 99% purity cocaine, actually harmless unless you overdose
Editor's note: apparently it can cause heart failure, but that's usually a side effect of overdosing or simply being weak; you also will feel like shit, but that's the consumer problem. Simply put, skill issue