EXT. HOUSE OUTSIDE - DAY Blocky is seen delivering pizza to a disgruntled older woman. However, the pizza is in a cubical box. The woman does not seem to notice and pays Blocky with a few dollars and quarters. @BLOCKY Hey, did you know I have a friend named Sticky who likes collecting coins? @WOMAN Oh, really? I have a VERY rare coin. @BLOCKY What kind of coin is it? WOMAN (delighted) I'll get it for you! Blocky stays outside while the woman is heard rummaging through her belongings. After a bit, she comes out to bring Blocky a light gray marble. @BLOCKY What's that? @WOMAN Since your friend likes rare coins, how would he like this spherical dime? @BLOCKY Spherical coins? What kind of place has those? @WOMAN (leaning in and whispering) A magical place! @BLOCKY Wow... but wait a second. How much is it worth? There's no number written on it. @WOMAN Oh, my bad. I need to dip it in water for the number to show up. I'll go do it right now. The woman goes back to her house, rummaging through her belongings again. She comes back with the marble with the number 5 written in black marker. @BLOCKY Oh my! I'm so excited to show this to Sticky. He then moves his hand towards the marble, and the woman gently slaps his hand. @WOMAN Nope! Such a magnificent coin can't be given away for free. @BLOCKY How much would you accept for the coin? @WOMAN How about the money I gave you for the pizza? @BLOCKY A deal's a deal! He then takes out the money he had been given and put in his pockets back to the woman. The woman gives him the marble. @BLOCKY Thank you so much! Blocky leaves with a delighted look on his face. The camera stays focused on the woman until Blocky is too far to be seen. @WOMAN What a blockhead. EXT. CHANCEVILLE - DAY Blocky is seen walking through the city. @BLOCKY The wonders of Chanceville! All sorts of people are coming by with all sorts of interesting lives. CUT TO: EXT. BUS STOP Some people are seen waiting for a bus before it comes, and an annoyed face pops up. It drives away before anyone can get on it. BACK TO: EXT. CHANCEVILLE - DAY @BLOCKY But right now, I'm excited because Sticky is coming home. Blocky then walked towards Sticky's House. DISSOLVE TO: STICKY'S HOUSE - DAY @STICKY Blocky! You're back from selling what today? @BLOCKY Pizza, but I gave the money from the pizza to get you a REALLY rare coin! @STICKY Oh boy, at least you didn't sell your soul again. CUT TO: INT. BLOCKY'S HOUSE - DAY Blocky is seen driving a toy car. A wheel falls off and rolls under a couch before a slurping noise is heard. @BLOCKY Oh man, I wish I could trade something to get a new wheel. @MYSTERIOUS CROAKING VOICE How about your immortal soul? @BLOCKY Yeah, sure, life's a simulation anyway. A fitting toy wheel pops up in Blocky's hands. He tries to attach it to the car before realiIng he doesn't know how to. @BLOCKY Maybe I should have asked for a new toy car instead... BACK TO: STICKY'S HOUSE - DAY @BLOCKY So, here's the coin. I hope you like it. Sticky grabs the marble and takes a look at it with one eye. @STICKY Blocky, that's not a coin. It's a marble. @BLOCKY Well, I wasn't sure, but the woman said it was a spherical coin. Sticky hands Blocky the marble. @STICKY It's not what I wanted, but I appreciate the gesture. @BLOCKY Aw man, I'm such a blockhead! I can't do anything right. @STICKY Blocky, you're the kindest and most easygoing person I've ever met. @BLOCKY I've never done anything useful or interesting, I've never contributed to society! STICKY (thinking) Blocky, we both know that this is a temporary feeling that only exists to provoke my sympathy. @BLOCKY Screw you, and you know what? I'm going to become a pilot! No more feeling useless because I'll show the world the powers of fast transportation! Blocky heads outside triumphantly, him fading into the distance while the camera stays on Sticky. @STICKY (thinking) I wonder if I should stop him, but then again, I wonder how far he'll get. EXT. CHANCEVILLE - DAY Blocky is then seen walking around the city back to his house. CUT TO: INT. BLOCKY'S HOUSE - DAY Blocky is seen streaming a game with audible sound effects. @BLOCKY I'm actually doing it guys, I'm going to set a new global high score! The camera cuts to the gameplay similar to Flappy Bird, but with a plane trying to fit between buildings. He has 44381 points. For the next few seconds, anticipatory music plays until he hits 44400 and it changes to triumphant music. The camera changes back to him looking relieved and excited. @BLOCKY I did it guys! I'm a certified professional pilot! I think I can do yhis all night. A doorbell is heard. BLOCKY (thinking and smirking) I hope it's Sticky so I can rub it in his face. @STICKY Hey, it's Sticky. Is anyone here? I'm looking for my friend, Blocky. BLOCKY (thinking) Maybe I have been playing this a little too long. Okay chat, I'll leave it at this. I challenge you all to beat my final high score of 44412. Maybe you'll even find a secret if you go far enough. He lets the plane crash and opens the door for Sticky. Sticky comes inside. @STICKY What on Earth have you been doing? @BLOCKY I beat the global high score for Flappy Pilot! @STICKY Oh man, I'm glad you didn't get hurt trying to fly an actual plane. @BLOCKY Of course not. I may be naïve but I'm not reckless. @STICKY Where did the pilot idea come from? @BLOCKY I'm not sure, it felt as if it was destiny at the time. A tranquilizer dart is heard and is seen land on Blocky who then goes unconscious. STICKY (distraught) Blocky!! Another dart lands on Sticky, and he goes unconscious as well. DISSOLVE TO: INT. BOA HEADQUARTERS The two find themselves strapped to chairs and afraid.
@red TRIANGLE MAN You may be wondering... who am I? And where are you? I can answer both of those questions. I'm Pokey and I have been training my whole life to beat Flappy Pilot. We are currently in the headquarters for the Bureau of Agents. @BLOCKY What kind of agents? @POKEY We are the agents of this planet that defend it from threats and destruction. You see, the game known as Flappy Pilot is actually a trap to catch aliens. The previous human record was only 8910. This is clear evidence that your score is not humanly possible. @STICKY What are you going to do with us? @POKEY We're going to send you to the moon! Blocky begins to cry. BLOCKY (crying) I don't want to go to space! I'll miss everyone! @POKEY Just what an alien would say! @STICKY What can we do to save ourselves? @POKEY (evil laugh) Nothing! You're doomed. A large iron gate is heard opening. Sticky moves his head to the side and sees the rocket partially. He becomes surprised and tries to move his arms but can't. STICKY (scared) I guess this is it, Blocky! I don't think we can survive the coldness of space. BLOCKY I thought space was hot though. STICKY Why would you think that? BLOCKY Well my spacebar is hot, why would it be named after something cold? CUT TO: Mid-close up shot of Pokey looking in scorn. CUT TO: Mid-close up shot of Sticky feeling secondhand embarassment. BACK TO: BOA HEADQUARTERS @STICKY It's okay, we're going to die anyway. At that moment, a smaller iron gate is heard opening. Blocky sees a cookie girl walking with other red triangle men towards them. Pokey seems to be worried. BLOCKY (not crying but still a bit sad) Dude, look, it's Chip! @STICKY What do you think she's doing? @CHIP (from a distance, getting louder as she comes closer) So to repeat, I was outside Blocky's house for uh, no particular reason. I saw them get knocked unconscious and saw that Pokey had a badge that belonged to the BOA. I knew my friends weren't the types to do anything bad, so I went to the front desk and reported the guy. @OTHER RED TRIANGLE MAN At BOA, we take things like this very seriously. Chip and the other agents come to see Pokey who tried to run away when they got close. One of the agents presses a button, and the place goes under lockdown mode. @OTHER RED TRIANGLE MAN Pokey! Why did you kidnap two people? @POKEY This... this BLOCKHEAD beat my high score in Flappy Pilot. I hate him! @OTHER RED TRIANGLE MAN Officer Pokey, this is a serious violation of The Bureau Of Agents Code of Conduct. @BLOCKY Uh, can someone untie us? @STICKY Yeah, I'd only let Chip do that, haha. Chip pulls out a lasso and ties up Pokey. @CHIP He's yours now, officers. @OTHER RED TRIANGLE MAN Thank you, Chip. You know, you could become a BOA officer too if you'd like. @CHIP I'm a lone cookie Chip walks away while the BOA agents drag Pokey away. She then walks over to Blocky and Sticky, untying them. @CHIP It seems they got your IP address, this internet thing is very interesting. @BLOCKY Let's go home, I think I'll probably stick to games like tics on a toe. @STICKY Yeah, I'm exhausted. I might sleep over at Chip's house instead so we don't get found out again. CUT TO: BLOCKY'S HOUSE Blocky is seen sleeping. The camera pans up to the moon before dissolving to black.
![[wholesome]](/data/assets/smilies/wholesomeheart1.gif "Wholesome [wholesome]")
