my penis is burning

[Gigafly]

i ate this chinkslop buldak spicy ramen and now my urethra is burning
what do i do

 

[ILoveCoals]

Cut it off

 

[Steve]

i ate this chinkslop buldak spicy ramen and now my urethra is burning
what do i do

Don't buy cheap sounding rods next time.

 

[terrycrews]

Pour milk in it

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Troon above me

 

[terrycrews]

Meds I'm a male

 

[Fagon]

i ate this chinkslop buldak spicy ramen and now my urethra is burning
what do i do

put your penis in the freezer

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Meds I'm a male

Post hand

 

[NT]

Put a firecracker down your urethra and light it

 

[terrycrews]

Post hand

I have the right to not incriminate myself