Make me laugh

[Oot]

Selfish Little Fuck

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Selfish Little Fuck

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Oot]

why did the chicken cross the road?

I'm not sure. Why?

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

I'm not sure. Why?

it got raped

 

[amethyst]

gem idea: someone should make a 'booru shitoko parody of this

 

[Scottmeister]

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar
They sit down and they get a couple beers
After they’ve had a couple drinks the Jewish guy gets up and punches the Chinese guy in the face
The Chinese guy says “What the fuck!? Why did you do that!?!?”
The Jew replies “that was for Pearl Harbor”
The Chinese guy looks at him bewildered and says “THAT WAS THE JAPANESE YOU DUMB KIKE IM CHINESE!!”
The Jew then says “Japanese, Chinese it’s all the same to me”
After that the Chinese guy punches the Jewish guy in the face
The Jew says “WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?”
The Chink says “that was for the titanic”
The Jew just looks on baffled and screams “THE TITANIC!?!? THAT WAS AN ICEBERG YOU DUMB GOOK!!!”
The Chinese guy then says “Iceberg, Steinberg it’s All the same to me”

 

[Brainstorm]

 

[Dr Frumpus Croid]

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I'm gonna shill my jokes here cuz I'm a SLF

GEG - A nigger, a woman, and a white man walk into a bar

The woman asks "What would you boys like?" but the nigger isn't paying attention. The woman tries various methods to get him to pay attention until she takes off her shirt and the white man says "Nice melons!" and the nigger looks back and says "Where?!"

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GEG - A thai woman gets spicy in bed with a chinese woman

The Thai woman puts on her strapon and starts fucking her front before being blocked by something hard. Embarassed, the Chinese woman says "I'm so sorry, it's not an STD though. My old partner had a scat fetish and I forgot to clean myself." The Thai woman laughs and says "I'm used to it...

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