Just bought a ticket to the A Minecraft Movie

[Goot]

I bought a ticket for Saturday night
I intend to wear blue jeans, a bright blue shirt and to chug a whole pack of soya milk (sweetened because that shit's actually vile) beforehand
Wish me luck
I will post updates after

 

[Zondien]

Will you install optifine before entering the theatre or however minecrap jokes go

 

[Goot]

Will you install optifine before entering the theatre or however minecrap jokes go

Installing faithful RN

 

[265121297]

You should try to bring a sword and a pickaxe as well.

 

[alonso]

FLINT AND STEEL

 

[Goot]

You should try to bring a sword and a pickaxe as well.

sorry i live in europoor that'll get the stasi called on me

 

[evandoe]

Get yourself watches that look like this

 

[Goot]

Reupload so nobody would steal my QR

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Don't forget to get a special box in McDonalds for a dinner.

 

[alonso]

Don't forget to get a special box in McDonalds for a dinner.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

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TIL McDonalds has a lore.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Spoiler: SPOILER FROM THE END OF THE 'MOVIE

 

[FUNNYUSERNAME]

CHICKEN JOCKEY

THE NETHER

I AM STEVE

BIG OL RED ONES

THIS IS A CRAFTING TABLE

 

[General Niggnin]

found this gem on the booru

 

[Gigafly]

>THE NIGGER

 

[General Niggnin]

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>THE NIGGER

Racism isn’t funny

 

[Gigafly]

Racism isn’t funny
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I'm just quoting what he says in the movie doe

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

I saw it today it was goyslop. These movies always suck and have awful pacing and you know everything that happens in the movie the second it begins

 

[basil]

only movie i’ll be watching this year is jurassic world rebirth, which is also slop, every movie nowadays is slop. i much enjoy older movies

 

[PETRIXXX V2]

CHICKEN JOCKEY

THE NETHER

I AM STEVE

BIG OL RED ONES

THIS IS A CRAFTING TABLE

CRUSHIN' LOAF
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CRUSHNLOF
C R U S H I N ' L O A F