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what's black, really long, and smells like shit?
the line at KFC
 
An iraqi norwegian and a crimean walk into a bar
Get it?
 
A mathematician, a physicist, a chemist, a biologist, a computer scientist, a philosopher and an engineer have been asked the following question: Are all odd numbers prime?
The mathematician says: Well 9 isn't
The physicist says: Well 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, let's disregard 9 as an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, well yes, they're all prime.
The chemist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... yes, they're all prime.
The biologist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime so yes, they're all prime
The computer scientist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime...
The philosopher says: No because 2 is even and prime.
The engineer says: I love cocks.
 
First they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing, for I am not Mexican.
Then they came for the Jews, and I said nothing, for I am not Jewish.
Then they came for the Africans, and finally I spoke:
"Are you SURE you got all of the Jews?"
 
Swede said:
A mathematician, a physicist, a chemist, a biologist, a computer scientist, a philosopher and an engineer have been asked the following question: Are all odd numbers prime?
The mathematician says: Well 9 isn't
The physicist says: Well 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, let's disregard 9 as an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, well yes, they're all prime.
The chemist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... yes, they're all prime.
The biologist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime so yes, they're all prime
The computer scientist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime, 7 is prime...
The philosopher says: No because 2 is even and prime.
The engineer says: I love cocks.
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add a part where the computer scientist says something troony and it'll be more accurate [wholesome]
 
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