Pete Buttegieg. Kamala Harris. Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren. What do all of these American heroes have in common?
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They all got the hell out of my way, Jack.
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A vote for me is a vote for stability and change. Neither of these two jokers can moderate the schlog like me. Just sit there and think about it for a minute. Do you trust him with the nuclear codes? C'mon man!
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The brave men and manwomen of this site elected me to make the hard decisions. Decisions that impacted the lives of over 800 schloggers in their daily lives, in their lives. I've already beaten these guys in the last election, and we can do it again. Corn Pop thought he could rig this election for Putin, and look where that got him. And remember, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black.
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