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SCP-498 | LEE'S REPORT​

THIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION​

YOU HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED​

ENTRY 1: Introduction​


We have recently received notice of a suspicious individual that many of our staff and personnel claim to be a threat to the many nations of the world and the organization itself. This individual was located and first sighted by myself while on my holiday trip with my wife and kids to the Czech Republic. The foundation has asked me to produce a report on what I saw on those few days and how I best handled the situation.

Name: "Dzartikuk"
Class: Euclid
Species: Human
Country of origin: Czech Republic
Risk level: Moderate

My name is Lee Goldendale, an employee of my local branch at the Secure, Contain, Protect facility located in the United States of America. I've been working there for a long time, usually with no issues, as I am assigned to the D Class specimens in the facility, this was until my associate authority, Doctor Gemma Cobson, had assigned me to a top secret monitoring position, which I cannot give much information on. All I can really say is that... things got out of hand and I was severely wounded by the specimen that I was watching. After speaking with my higher-ups, they agreed to give me a month of vacation so that I can get better and have some time to relax.

On Saturday, the 20th of July, 2024, me and my wife decided to plan a holiday to the Czech Republic. My wife doesn't know too much about my job, so she was naturally suspicious about the huge gash in the side of my chest. I told her that I got into a fight at work and my boss has agreed to give me some time off. She was noticably scared and worried for me, told me to quit several times and how she was worried for my health, thought I might not even come back home someday, but I managed to calm her down, as per usual. She agreed that we could use a break together, so we went to visit the Czech Republic, along with our 2 kids.

When we arrived there on the 22nd of July, we went straight to our hotel and did normal family stuff, you know, sight seeing, romance, etc. Everything was going normally, until I met someone quite unpleasant... only that this person would turn out to be much more dangerous than I expected. Me and my wife were at a restaraunt with our kids, just minding our own business, eating our food, when all of the sudden, this lanky looking young fellow came up to our table and started to stare at us. We wondered if Czech people usually do this, so we just didn't say anything about it... but then it started to get weirder.

I saw him touch my wife's hair. I took issue to this immediately and told him to get away from us. He didn't listen, I thought this might be because he probably didn't speak english, but he would later prove this theory to be wrong. I tried gesturing at him, then he did something absolutely fucking deplorable. He started to grope my wife. I had enough at that point and my combat training immediately kicked in, I grabbed the little fucker by the neck and punched him in the chest, I hit him roughly about 12 times and the authorities were called. The police took me and the specimen into custody, both of our faces were bloodied and bruised, as during the scuffle, he sliced my face using his strangely sharp fingernails.

I answered all of the officers questions and my wife gave a statement that helped me out too, they let me go and took the strange man into custody instead. We thought that might have been the end of it, but unfortunately it wasn't. When I woke up the very next day, I had left my hotel room to go get some breakfast. My wife and kids were asleep and I was really hungry, so I thought I'd just go down to the hotel dining room and get something to eat, however I didn't know just how bad of an idea this was. When I sat down at my table, I took a sip of my coffee and looked outside of the window. There was nothing interesting outside, but then I felt a strange feeling on my shoulder. Sure enough, it was him. He sat down on my table and looked at me in the eyes with the most disgusting shit eating grin I have ever seen in the 48 years of my life. Then, to top all of that off, he began to conversate with me.

"Your wife is beautiful, isn't she?" he said, to which I replied,
"Fuck you too. Why aren't you in jail right now? I swear to god I would kick your ass if not for my condition. What's your fucking problem?".

He then looked at me and said something that confused me.probably because he didn't speak english

"She reminds me a lot of my Vesna...".
At first, I thought this "Vesna" might have been his ex-girlfriend or something, so I replied with the following.

"Yeah, well, she's not your 'Vesna' buddy, she's my wife. And I've about had enough of this conversation, so I suggest you go the fuck away before I call the cops."
"Oh I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Because if you put a finger on that big black phone of yours... well..."
He muttered the code to my hotel room.

"21877"
"Who... are you?"
"Dzartikuk."
"Is that your... last name? How do you know the code to my hotel room? Are you trying to ███ my wife, huh? That's it, I've about had it with you. I'm calling the police!"

In my weakened condition, Mr. Dzartikuk grabbed me by the neck and stared me dead in the eyes. In that moment, I was completely paralyzed, after the incident at the facility and the wound he inflicted on me last night, I couldn't exactly continue to put up much of a fight. So, there I sat, staring into his cold and deprived eyes, when all of the sudden, he let me go. The dining hall was mostly empty at that time, but a random woman had just entered, unknowingly viewing our confrontation, she began to walk away. That was until the specimen did something extreme. He lunged off of the floor like a jaguar and leaped onto the random woman. Using his claw-like nails, he ██████████████████████████████████████
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█████████, but I called the police immediately and fled to my hotel room. I was in pure panic mode, as in that moment, I knew if I didn't do something about the specimen, he would soon come for my wife too, that was until, out of nowhere, I got a call from a strange number.

I was contacted by a high ranking official of the nearby Czech Republic Secure, Contain, Protect facility, Commander Sven Brut. He said he was made aware of me by the police and the members of the United States branch. Sven had received reports from police of what happened to the poor innocent woman and he contacted me because he knew that I was in danger. Almost immediately, armed Czech forces began to raid the building and keep the specimen at bay, before escorting me and my wife and my 2 kids out of the building. None of them knew what was going on, but we were taken to a safe house.

My wife was as confused as ever, she didn't have a clue, but seeing as she knew exactly what happened, I thought I might aswell tell her the truth. She got really mad at me, all those times she thought I was cheating, I was monitoring aliens and weird monsters and shit in some dodgy secret agency. I had a complete mental breakdown and I hugged her in my arms, going over all of the things that I saw at the facility, but the comfort didn't last for long. My wife and kids were separated from me and Sven took me into his office for a chat.

Sven told me that my family would be safe from the threat, but he needed my help to capture the specimen. The Armed Czech forces couldn't fight him off, somehow he was too powerful. His claw-like nails dug into the soldier's kevlar vests and he began to do unspeakable things to their corpses. Whatever this specimen was, it needed to be captured. Yet again, I've been drafted away from my vacation to help the agency. I can't get a fucking break, not even once. Regardless, I relented and agreed to help Sven. After all, I couldn't say no, this thing, whatever it was, was dead set on hurting my family, so I had to stop it at all costs.

END OF ENTRY 1​

 
Soygoy said:

SCP-498 | LEE'S REPORT​

THIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION​

YOU HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED​

ENTRY 1: Introduction​


We have recently received notice of a suspicious individual that many of our staff and personnel claim to be a threat to the many nations of the world and the organization itself. This individual was located and first sighted by myself while on my holiday trip with my wife and kids to the Czech Republic. The foundation has asked me to produce a report on what I saw on those few days and how I best handled the situation.

Name: "Dzartikuk"
Class: Euclid
Species: Human
Country of origin: Czech Republic
Risk level: Moderate

My name is Lee Goldendale, an employee of my local branch at the Secure, Contain, Protect facility located in the United States of America. I've been working there for a long time, usually with no issues, as I am assigned to the D Class specimens in the facility, this was until my associate authority, Doctor Gemma Cobson, had assigned me to a top secret monitoring position, which I cannot give much information on. All I can really say is that... things got out of hand and I was severely wounded by the specimen that I was watching. After speaking with my higher-ups, they agreed to give me a month of vacation so that I can get better and have some time to relax.

On Saturday, the 20th of July, 2024, me and my wife decided to plan a holiday to the Czech Republic. My wife doesn't know too much about my job, so she was naturally suspicious about the huge gash in the side of my chest. I told her that I got into a fight at work and my boss has agreed to give me some time off. She was noticably scared and worried for me, told me to quit several times and how she was worried for my health, thought I might not even come back home someday, but I managed to calm her down, as per usual. She agreed that we could use a break together, so we went to visit the Czech Republic, along with our 2 kids.

When we arrived there on the 22nd of July, we went straight to our hotel and did normal family stuff, you know, sight seeing, romance, etc. Everything was going normally, until I met someone quite unpleasant... only that this person would turn out to be much more dangerous than I expected. Me and my wife were at a restaraunt with our kids, just minding our own business, eating our food, when all of the sudden, this lanky looking young fellow came up to our table and started to stare at us. We wondered if Czech people usually do this, so we just didn't say anything about it... but then it started to get weirder.

I saw him touch my wife's hair. I took issue to this immediately and told him to get away from us. He didn't listen, I thought this might be because he probably didn't speak english, but he would later prove this theory to be wrong. I tried gesturing at him, then he did something absolutely fucking deplorable. He started to grope my wife. I had enough at that point and my combat training immediately kicked in, I grabbed the little fucker by the neck and punched him in the chest, I hit him roughly about 12 times and the authorities were called. The police took me and the specimen into custody, both of our faces were bloodied and bruised, as during the scuffle, he sliced my face using his strangely sharp fingernails.

I answered all of the officers questions and my wife gave a statement that helped me out too, they let me go and took the strange man into custody instead. We thought that might have been the end of it, but unfortunately it wasn't. When I woke up the very next day, I had left my hotel room to go get some breakfast. My wife and kids were asleep and I was really hungry, so I thought I'd just go down to the hotel dining room and get something to eat, however I didn't know just how bad of an idea this was. When I sat down at my table, I took a sip of my coffee and looked outside of the window. There was nothing interesting outside, but then I felt a strange feeling on my shoulder. Sure enough, it was him. He sat down on my table and looked at me in the eyes with the most disgusting shit eating grin I have ever seen in the 48 years of my life. Then, to top all of that off, he began to conversate with me.

"Your wife is beautiful, isn't she?" he said, to which I replied,
"Fuck you too. Why aren't you in jail right now? I swear to god I would kick your ass if not for my condition. What's your fucking problem?".

He then looked at me and said something that confused me.probably because he didn't speak english

"She reminds me a lot of my Vesna...".
At first, I thought this "Vesna" might have been his ex-girlfriend or something, so I replied with the following.

"Yeah, well, she's not your 'Vesna' buddy, she's my wife. And I've about had enough of this conversation, so I suggest you go the fuck away before I call the cops."
"Oh I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Because if you put a finger on that big black phone of yours... well..."
He muttered the code to my hotel room.

"21877"
"Who... are you?"
"Dzartikuk."
"Is that your... last name? How do you know the code to my hotel room? Are you trying to ███ my wife, huh? That's it, I've about had it with you. I'm calling the police!"

In my weakened condition, Mr. Dzartikuk grabbed me by the neck and stared me dead in the eyes. In that moment, I was completely paralyzed, after the incident at the facility and the wound he inflicted on me last night, I couldn't exactly continue to put up much of a fight. So, there I sat, staring into his cold and deprived eyes, when all of the sudden, he let me go. The dining hall was mostly empty at that time, but a random woman had just entered, unknowingly viewing our confrontation, she began to walk away. That was until the specimen did something extreme. He lunged off of the floor like a jaguar and leaped onto the random woman. Using his claw-like nails, he ██████████████████████████████████████
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

█████████, but I called the police immediately and fled to my hotel room. I was in pure panic mode, as in that moment, I knew if I didn't do something about the specimen, he would soon come for my wife too, that was until, out of nowhere, I got a call from a strange number.

I was contacted by a high ranking official of the nearby Czech Republic Secure, Contain, Protect facility, Commander Sven Brut. He said he was made aware of me by the police and the members of the United States branch. Sven had received reports from police of what happened to the poor innocent woman and he contacted me because he knew that I was in danger. Almost immediately, armed Czech forces began to raid the building and keep the specimen at bay, before escorting me and my wife and my 2 kids out of the building. None of them knew what was going on, but we were taken to a safe house.

My wife was as confused as ever, she didn't have a clue, but seeing as she knew exactly what happened, I thought I might aswell tell her the truth. She got really mad at me, all those times she thought I was cheating, I was monitoring aliens and weird monsters and shit in some dodgy secret agency. I had a complete mental breakdown and I hugged her in my arms, going over all of the things that I saw at the facility, but the comfort didn't last for long. My wife and kids were separated from me and Sven took me into his office for a chat.

Sven told me that my family would be safe from the threat, but he needed my help to capture the specimen. The Armed Czech forces couldn't fight him off, somehow he was too powerful. His claw-like nails dug into the soldier's kevlar vests and he began to do unspeakable things to their corpses. Whatever this specimen was, it needed to be captured. Yet again, I've been drafted away from my vacation to help the agency. I can't get a fucking break, not even once. Regardless, I relented and agreed to help Sven. After all, I couldn't say no, this thing, whatever it was, was dead set on hurting my family, so I had to stop it at all costs.

END OF ENTRY 1​

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you put your power of writing wordswordswords to good use
 
footjob said:
you put your power of writing wordswordswords to good use
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something something i have autism
let me know if you'd like any tweaks to the first entry or if you have any criticism and i can add paragraphs, add more details, descriptions, timestamps, etc.
let me know if it's not scp-enough or whatever
 
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this is the worst reddit post i've seen in my life
 
Chairman said:
In before someone makes a new SCP based off of someone on the 'Schlog that they don't like and links it in this thread.
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i might make a jurassic world: the game scp if you guys would like to see that.
yes, it'll be SUPER scary!!
 
Soynic Hedgehog said:
Has anyone mentioned the gay satlite that likes homestuck yet?
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has anyone mentioned the one that's basically abunch of t*ts and it regresses animals and humans into baby form and they begin to suck on it forever?
because i will.

SCP-597 - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
scp-wiki.wikidot.com scp-wiki.wikidot.com
(totally not a regression fet*sh guys!!)
 
scp-69420: goth mommy gf
dangerous sexy creature that will hug you and love you forever
it will destroy all your relationships with men and stop you from working on passion projects just so it can love you
it will remove every bad thing from your life so your only purpose is to be loved by the goth mommy gf
do not make eye contact
 
Soygoy said:
scp-69420: goth mommy gf
dangerous sexy creature that will hug you and love you forever
it will destroy all your relationships with men and stop you from working on passion projects just so it can love you
it will remove every bad thing from your life so your only purpose is to be loved by the goth mommy gf
do not make eye contact
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the autist is slowly coming back... come on... come on...
 

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