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I had three apples one was green big and sour and there were also two medium sized ones one was like yellow and slightly sweet and the other one was red and it was really sweet
 
I'm laying in my bed.
 
My gf yells versions of ‘yummy’ when she climaxes
I’m looking for advice because it was at first cute but now it’s an odd thing that turns me off. I like to think I’m good at oral and sex. And I get off by getting my gf off first. But when she climaxes, she’ll look deeply into my eyes, with her eyes wide open and yell, ‘YUMMY, YUMMY!’ Or ‘YUM YUMS, oh YUM’ or ‘NUMMIES NUM NUM!!’
And I just want to say ‘What the fucking fuck!?!’ This is literally the only problem in our relationship. She is great otherwise. You would think she is young and immature from this, but I’m 19 and she’s, well it doesn't matter.
I brought it up once and asked her why she says that, and she says it adds to it. Maybe I should just start yelling out ‘CHAIR!! CHAIRS!!!’ or ‘PENGUIN!! PENGUINS!!!’ when I attentionwhore. It’s uncomfortable and it kinda kills the whole vibe.
I’d honestly rather her be into BDSM than yell yummy every time she cums.
 
yesterday, I accidently started laughing really loud at booru jaks and everyone looked at me
 
I’d rather not say who but they’ve got a pissy yet pleasant aroma to them. Would probably smell 10x better if it were your girlfriend’s methinks
Which family member did you steal them from nigga
 
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